How Many Would Volunteer for Free Roids?

[stuntmovie]

If the US government allowed a qualified medical facility to conduct steroid experiments to study increased muscle size and athletic performance, how many of you would volunteer to participate under the following criteria:

1. Initial program would be for an 8 month period.
2. Volunteers would consent to an experimental steroid program as prescribed by the medical facility.
3. Medical facility to increase steroid administration on a weekly basis to determine at what level steroid usage becomes a medical risk.
4. All volunteers will receive extensive physical exams each week and will have the option of leaving the program after learning the results of this physical exam.
5. Those who wish to "push the envelope" will receive an additional $10,000 a month to continue with the program and medical facility will treat any adverse side effects accordingly.
6. At this point the main medical objective is to determine the exact point where a steroid program is considered dangerous.
7. Volounteers may leave the program at any time.
8. Each volunteer who remains in the program for a minimum of 3 months will receive a lifetime medical insurance policy free of charge.

How many of you would volunteer? And how long would your stay in the program?

[danielson]

If the US government allowed a qualified medical facility to conduct steroid experiments to study increased muscle size and athletic performance, how many of you would volunteer to participate under the following criteria:

1. Initial program would be for an 8 month period.
2. Volunteers would consent to an experimental steroid program as prescribed by the medical facility. Candizzle
3. Medical facility to increase steroid administration on a weekly basis to determine at what level steroid usage becomes a medical risk.
4. All volunteers will receive extensive physical exams each week and will have the option of leaving the program after learning the results of this physical exam.
5. Those who wish to "push the envelope" will receive an additional $10,000 a month to continue with the program and medical facility will treat any adverse side effects accordingly.
6. At this point the main medical objective is to determine the exact point where a steroid program is considered dangerous.
7. Volounteers may leave the program at any time.
8. Each volunteer who remains in the program for a minimum of 3 months will receive a lifetime medical insurance policy free of charge.

How many of you would volunteer? And how long would your stay in the program?

If it were tweaked a bit, maybe.

[alejandro_torres]

im in!

[stuntmovie]

Then tweak it, Dan.

[alejandro_torres]

free shit is always welcomed

[danielson]

Then tweak it, Dan.

I did, look at number 2.

[EwaBeachBoy]

I would!!

How do I sign up?

[stuntmovie]

K, Dan, thanks. Thought you had more than Candy.

[stuntmovie]

You are signed up by stating so here, Ewa. Now I gotta find that medical facility who will do the testing.

If and when  that happens, the appropriate names as volunteered in this post will be submitted.

[knny187]

too easy

[G.R.H.]

i'd give it a whirl, as long as it was "really" legit and not something i'd wind up in jail for at the end of the whole thing! 

[EwaBeachBoy]

You are signed up by stating so here, Ewa. Now I gotta find that medical facility who will do the testing.

If and when  that happens, the appropriate names as volunteered in this post will be submitted.

Thank you! And I was being serious...so I hope that they let others know who are willing to volunteer

[candidizzle]

danielson how far am i inside your head? your quite pathetic you know that.

[danielson]

danielson how far am i inside your head? your quite pathetic you know that.

You want to be a bigshot here, I am helping you. You want me to stop, then stop correcting people like Wes who knows 100 times more than you do, stfu and learn. You want to keep up with the "I am 18 , live with my parents, take steroids and read shit on the internet, so I must be smarter than you" attitude and it'll get worse for you. Much worse. Your call.

[candidizzle]

how about if i ever say something that is wrong, you let me know. 


because guess what, even at 16 years old i had a better body than you do

[danielson]

how about if i ever say soemthing that is wrong, you let me know. 

You are a cocky little punk. You have zero ambition but to take steroids, live with mommy and daddy and read shit on the internet. You have no business giving advice. Listen to people who know what they are talking about and stfu.

[triple_pickle]

8. Each volunteer who remains in the program for a minimum of 3 months will receive a lifetime medical insurance policy free of charge.

translation = 90 percent of the subjects will experience renal failure

[candidizzle]

you are a pathetic old man who has no life.  you have zero ambition but to get drunk and be a lazy slob. you have no business breathing.  


and like i said, how about you point me in the direction of truth, when i ever i am incorrect.  

[candidizzle]

See what i mean. You just proved my point for me. Your pathetic. 

[danielson]

See what i mean. You just proved my point for me. Your pathetic. 

I am sick of your know it all attitude. Stop answering all questions on here and correcting people who have actually made a name for themselves, it's annoying. And get a job or something.

[candidizzle]

Hey buddy, i never claim to "know it all"... there are tons of thigs i dont know. it could fill a library. or twenty. but guess what ? If you feel as if i am a know it all, guess what ? thats a projection of the fact that your a know-nothing.  because if you actually did know something, you can bet that i would be asking you questions all the time and learning from you. just like i do with all the people here who do know things.   


oh, i forgot to mention how pathetic you are. your pretty damn pathetic. i couldnt even imagine ac ting like you do. and at your age even 

[danielson]

Hey buddy, i never claim to "know it all"... there are tons of thigs i dont know. it could fill a library. or twenty. but guess what ? If you feel as if i am a know it all, guess what ? thats a projection of the fact that your a know-nothing.  because if you actually did know something, you can bet that i would be asking you questions all the time and learning from you. just like i do with all the people here who do know things.   


oh, i forgot to mention how pathetic you are. your pretty damn pathetic. i couldnt even imagine ac ting like you do. and at your age even 

I read and learn things on here. You correct people like Disgusted, Wes etc. You are delusional and will be living with your parents at age 30 cuz you have no ambition. Just stfu once in a while kid, that's all I am asking.

[candidizzle]

you dont learn anything. and YOU have zero ambition. and your a fucking ass clown who takes the internet way too seriously, and thinks you its cool to have "wars" and shit on message boards... and your like 45 years old. lol. "pathetic".

[danielson]

you dont learn anything. and YOU have zero ambition. and your a fucking ass clown who takes the internet way too seriously, and thinks you its cool to have "wars" and shit on message boards... and your like 45 years old. lol. "pathetic".

Do you live with your parents? It's cool if you do, you are only 19. When are you planning on moving out though and how are you going about it? I know you don't go to school, you think learning about steroids is more important than an education

[mazrim]

Of course.