yeah well it ain't me....
in fact one time when I was young my mother slapped me for no reason at all... I think she was trying to slap that look off my face.
dude - she slapped me because a cop brought me home. of course my mother loves me.... I give her cash. I actually used to model when I was younger... oh life can wear you down.
yeah I'm a famous artist too... and all my friends are gorgeous models.
whether its true or not it has little relevance in a place like this...