QuakerOats

[Benny B]

Just want all to know that Fat Dave runs to Ron to have posts deleted so he can continue to post on getbig. The quivering fat coward just couldn't give this place up. 

[Zaphod]

First of all it's not Dave. Second of all...who the fuck are you?

[Benny B]

First of all it's not Dave. Second of all...who the fuck are you?

I'm Benny Blanco muthafucka, can't you read? 

And yes, it is David. Fatso cries to Ron and has threads deleted.

[chaos]

First of all it's not Dave. Second of all...who the fuck are you?

That's Benny Blanco, some spic that stole a computer from an old lady and steals the internet from his neighbor.

[Zaphod]

That's Benny Blanco, some spic that stole a computer from an old lady and steals the internet from his neighbor.

Jesus Chist, how hard is it to put a password on your wireless?


Anyhoo, whoever QuakerOats is, he obviously wants to be anonymous. What can't you just chill and go suck face on the pet board?

[Benny B]

That's Benny Blanco, some spic that stole a computer from an old lady and steals the internet from his neighbor.

Chill out Jethro, those Hispanics that bullied you as a child won't bother you any more.

[Benny B]

Anyhoo, whoever QuakerOats is, he obviously wants to be anonymous. What can't you just chill and go suck face on the pet board?

I don't have a pet and QualerOats is not anonymous, jackass. Everybody here knows Fat Dave.

[chaos]

Chill out Jethro, those Hispanics that bullied you as a child won't bother you any more.

No, but just like you, they would steal the sandals from Jesus if he didn't have them strapped on tight.

[Benny B]

No, but just like you, they would steal the sandals from Jesus if he didn't have them strapped on tight.

You must be a big hit at the local KKK rally, eh?  A regular Jackie The Joke Man you are, Jethro.

[chaos]

You must be a big hit at the local KKK rally, eh?  A regular Jackie The Joke Man you are, Jethro.

Yeah, they love me over there.

Are you still pissed your sister was used as a mattress at her quincinera?

[Benny B]

Yeah, they love me over there.

Are you still pissed your sister was used as a mattress at her quincinera?

What's a "quincinera"?  See, in order for your jokes to work, you have to know the ethnicity of the person you are attempting to insult. Obviously you still don't. 

Were you pissed when you found out your mom and dad were brother and sister?

[chaos]

What's a "quincinera"?  See, in order for your jokes to work, you have to know the ethnicity of the person you are attempting to insult. Obviously you still don't. 

Were you pissed when you found out your mom and dad were brother and sister?

So now you are ashamed of sneaking across the American border stitched into the seat of a bus?

[Benny B]

So now you are ashamed of sneaking across the American border stitched into the seat of a bus?

Don Rickles called...he wants his joke book back.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Don Rickles called...he wants his joke book back.

I personally think you need to STFU.

[Benny B]

I personally think you need to STFU.

Why don't you make me, internet tough guy?