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Gayer Than Shirts?
« on: August 04, 2008, 07:00:42 AM »
While at the gym I saw the worst "bodybuilding shirt" hands down:
Gym Membership = $400.00
Whey Protein      = $50.00
Lifting Straps      = $10.00
Watching you move out of my way because I'm so big.
               PRICELESS
I think the front of it actually had a bodybuilding.com logo on it. 
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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2008, 07:07:38 AM »
bwahahahahaa, ridiculous.



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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 07:38:42 AM »
HAHAHA.  I can see Chick with one of these one looking all proud like a rooster with his chest pumped out.

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 07:43:49 AM »
i can  picture 160 lbs warriors wearing this and trying to bump into everyone in the gym with an even tougher stare than usual on their face...oh man, thanks for making the gym an even more despicable place.

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 07:57:37 AM »
i can  picture 160 lbs warriors wearing this and trying to bump into everyone in the gym with an even tougher stare than usual on their face...oh man, thanks for making the gym an even more despicable place.
The funny part, it was in fact a 160lb. warrior wearing the shirt.  Later on I saw him doing the following:
Laying flat on the floor with a 135lb. barbell overhead doing leg raises.
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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 08:30:31 AM »
HAHAHA.  I can see Chick with one of these one looking all proud like a rooster with his chest pumped out.

Ahhhhhhhh  NO.

You see, when you actually ARE that big...you don't have to go around advertising it...I think people can see you coming just fine.

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2008, 08:32:54 AM »
you have to be way to close in the first place to read this ::)

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2008, 08:35:38 AM »
Ahhhhhhhh  NO.

You see, when you actually ARE that big...you don't have to go around advertising it...I think people can see you coming just fine.

so you're basically saying that bbing.com customers who buy that kind of crap are morons? well its not like it's the first time ...

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2008, 08:36:29 AM »
Ahhhhhhhh  NO.

You see, when you actually ARE that big...you don't have to go around advertising it...I think people can see you coming just fine.

Chicherellowned. Don't mind "mon_of_steele" bob, he keeps reminding us how "guys" at his office keep moving out of the way when he needs the microwave while carrying his cooler...

Yet not pics from this skinny fat dellusionite.

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2008, 08:37:43 AM »
Chicherellowned. Don't mind "mon_of_steele" bob, he keeps reminding us how "guys" at his office keep moving out of the way when he needs the microwave while carrying his cooler...

Yet not pics from this skinny fat dellusionite.
hahaha, right, he's the clown who says all the guys in his office shake with fear when they come by his desk, right?

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2008, 08:39:21 AM »
hahaha, right, he's the clown who says all the guys in his office shake with fear when they come by his desk, right?

That is correct; forgetting his "shaker" in meeting rooms to remind everyone he's "bulking up" while ILSing in the hallways, elevator etc...

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2008, 08:40:17 AM »
That is correct; forgetting his "shaker" in meeting rooms to remind everyone he's "bulking up" while ILSing in the hallways, elevator etc...
hahahaha, awhile back he had a post where he said he can't stand that fat women actually have the nerve to look him in the eye in the grocery store, i wish i could find it, it was hilarious.

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2008, 08:43:25 AM »
I think it would be funnier on a guy who's a buck-fifty soaken wet.  :)
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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2008, 08:58:38 AM »
I think it would be funnier on a guy who's a buck-fifty soaken wet.  :)
The guy wearing it was 160lbs., if that.  If Bodybuilding.com is going to sell that crap, the smallest size available should be a large.  This would eliminate the 160lb warriors from walking around the gym carrying imaginary suitcases.
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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2008, 09:01:56 AM »
The guy wearing it was 160lbs., if that.  If Bodybuilding.com is going to sell that crap, the smallest size available should be a large.  This would eliminate the 160lb warriors from walking around the gym carrying imaginary suitcases.

hahahha pure gold.

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2008, 09:02:59 AM »
 that would be a funny shirt for a skinny kid to buy and wear. im sure it would get them lots of laughs and attention.

but for a guy who looks like an average BB'er, i think he'd probably just look stupid.

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2008, 09:04:08 AM »
that would be a funny shirt for a skinny kid to buy and wear. im sure it would get them lots of laughs and attention.

but for a guy who looks like an average BB'er, i think he'd probably just look stupid.

are you saying you purchased one?

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2008, 09:10:55 AM »
hahahaha, awhile back he had a post where he said he can't stand that fat women actually have the nerve to look him in the eye in the grocery store, i wish i could find it, it was hilarious.

Ah yes, those lovely fatties that have the nerve to approach me.

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2008, 09:15:18 AM »
that would be a funny shirt for a skinny kid to buy and wear. im sure it would get them lots of laughs and attention.

but for a guy who looks like an average BB'er, i think he'd probably just look stupid.
If the skinny kid wasn't actually serious about the shirt, then yes it would be funny.  This guy was in the zone and wasn't f**king around.  I had to move numerous times to avoid his matching Samsonite bags.
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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2008, 01:51:15 PM »
The funny part, it was in fact a 160lb. warrior wearing the shirt.  Later on I saw him doing the following:
Laying flat on the floor with a 135lb. barbell overhead doing leg raises.

Doing the 300 Workout wearing that shirt is gayer than having sex with a man.

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2008, 02:56:57 PM »
The invasion of Britain has begun. I spotted a Tapout shirt on a guy last week. Is nowhere safe?

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2008, 03:10:19 PM »
The invasion of Britain has begun. I spotted a Tapout shirt on a guy last week. Is nowhere safe?

Spotted it long ago.

Seen a few affliction shirts though they look ok IMO.

This is a typical t shirt wearing bb.com moron

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2008, 03:21:00 PM »
I think I'll buy the "steroids shrunk my nuts" t-shirt at cafepress and wear it to the gym  :D

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2008, 03:29:31 PM »
I bet Layne Norton has that shirt.

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Re: Gayer Than Shirts?
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2008, 10:10:29 PM »
How long after Alex23 got wind of this thread did his shirt go into the garbage?