Makes me feel superior knowing that you can't beat me by yourself and that you have to hire a COUPLE of guys 
Correct, for you.
I have NEVER had a fight.
I have talked guys out of fighting that would kill you with one hand.
My diplomatic skills are far better than you and your imaginary, filthy fighting skills will or could ever be.
You are a brutish animal.
I am a man who develops his mind.
And one who wishes no loggerheads with you.