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drkaje

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Getting drunk on the beach..
« on: August 05, 2008, 10:54:24 AM »
Never a good idea but Heineken tastes fucking great in the sun.

I also sunburned like an idiot!

Any darker and people will start thinking I'm a Cuban and talking in Spanish.

Miami Beach is beautiful but people down here really need to fucking learn English.
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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2008, 10:58:22 AM »
Quote from: drkaje on August 05, 2008, 10:54:24 AM
Never a good idea but Heineken tastes fucking great in the sun.

I also sunburned like an idiot!

Any darker and people will start thinking I'm a Cuban and talking in Spanish.

Miami Beach is beautiful but people down here really need to fucking learn English.




Drinking on the beach is perfectly acceptable while on vacation.
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windsor88

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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2008, 11:10:49 AM »
Me and my wife were walking around South Beach around 10:00pm.  Tons of bums begging for money at every fucking step.  One bum with no arms wanted to fight me cuz he said I looked at him like I was "better" than him..lol.  He was pulling a cart with his teeth. 
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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2008, 11:18:46 AM »
Quote from: windsor88 on August 05, 2008, 11:10:49 AM
Me and my wife were walking around South Beach around 10:00pm.  Tons of bums begging for money at every fucking step.  One bum with no arms wanted to fight me cuz he said I looked at him like I was "better" than him..lol.  He was pulling a cart with his teeth. 


I know there's a great joke here but I'm coming up empty :(
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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2008, 11:25:23 AM »
Quote from: windsor88 on August 05, 2008, 11:10:49 AM
Me and my wife were walking around South Beach around 10:00pm.  Tons of bums begging for money at every fucking step.  One bum with no arms wanted to fight me cuz he said I looked at him like I was "better" than him..lol.  He was pulling a cart with his teeth. 

sounds like a great place to visit
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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2008, 11:36:42 AM »
No beggars in the Czech Republic because everyone is equally poor.
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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2008, 02:08:51 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on August 05, 2008, 11:36:42 AM
No beggars in the Czech Republic because everyone is equally poor.

Let's see...

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You gonna wear yourself out with all this posting about me... one might get the impression im in your head STILL after all those years  ;D

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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2008, 02:24:35 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on August 05, 2008, 02:08:51 PM
Let's see...

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You gonna wear yourself out with all this posting about me... one might get the impression im in your head STILL after all those years  ;D



You've been following me around for years here. Even when I take a week off you can't stop talking about me. Even going so far as to make threads asking where I am. I understand that you're dependent on me keeping your psyche in submission but it gets old.
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drkaje

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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2008, 06:50:06 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on August 05, 2008, 10:58:22 AM



Drinking on the beach is perfectly acceptable while on vacation.

Very 'offseason' too!!
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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2008, 10:18:15 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on August 05, 2008, 10:54:24 AM
Never a good idea but Heineken tastes fucking great in the sun.

I also sunburned like an idiot!

Any darker and people will start thinking I'm a Cuban and talking in Spanish.

Miami Beach is beautiful but people down here really need to fucking learn English.


don't get too drunk doc....







hate to see some stray cat come along and bury ya !

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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2008, 01:00:52 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on August 05, 2008, 10:54:24 AM
Never a good idea but Heineken tastes fucking great in the sun.

Fuckin' Heineken, broskies!   >:(
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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2008, 06:43:10 PM »
My cousin got married over the labor day weekend.the reception was at a hotel on the beach.after the reception a bunch of us took a ton of brewski's down to the beach and partied till 3:00 AM :)
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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2008, 06:59:00 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on September 11, 2008, 06:43:10 PM
My cousin got married over the labor day weekend.the reception was at a hotel on the beach.after the reception a bunch of us took a ton of brewski's down to the beach and partied till 3:00 AM :)
Is this you?
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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2008, 07:12:15 PM »
Quote from: chaos on September 11, 2008, 06:59:00 PM
Is this you?


No,thats what I woke up next 2.I should have known something was up,she was real easy :-\
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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2008, 09:00:33 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on September 11, 2008, 07:12:15 PM

No,thats what I woke up next 2.I should have known something was up,she was real easy :-\

Hopefully you didn't get sand in your shaft.  Oh wait the sand would be a boulder compared your cock... ;D.

J/K man.   ;)
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Re: Getting drunk on the beach..
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2008, 10:00:25 AM »
Quote from: windsor88 on September 11, 2008, 09:00:33 PM
Hopefully you didn't get sand in your shaft.  Oh wait the sand would be a boulder compared your cock... ;D.

J/K man.   ;)



I thought we were meant for eachother,then came high tide :-\
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