Could this be the craziest post in GetBig history??

[slayer]

Could somebody tell my where, why and how it was confirmed that QuakerOats is the legend, the enigma, the mastermind - Squadfather - Dave from the trailer park?

I must have missed it lurking getbig... 

how do you know of this person when you joined well after he was executed?

[ManBearPig...]

The sad thing is that everyone knows he is reading these posts, but he is shaking in fear at his computer and can't come up with a decent comeback. How embarrasing for him.

what's sadder that you and him are only 10 lbs apart on the scale.  didn't he claim he was 230 and you're 220?

maybe he should learn about the pound of muscle versus pound of fat phenomenon.

[dr.chimps]

All lies from Getbig's circle jerk penis puffers

Aziz? Is that you, buddy?   

[nzmusclemonster]

what's sadder that you and him are only 10 lbs apart on the scale.  didn't he claim he was 230 and you're 220?

maybe he should learn about the pound of muscle versus pound of fat phenomenon.

Excellent point!
Yes I'm 5"11, 220

[PRO Chemical]

Kovacs one tore a schoolbus in half!!!! True story.

[fluffy]

how do you know of this person when you joined well after he was executed?

I joined a few days ago but I have been lurking for years.

The ownage from DA had me really in tears laughing in front of my screen. Then there was the time after this ownage that everyone was suspecting someone to be him.

I must have been offline for some weeks and now it seems to be comfirmed that he is Mr Oats. I must have missed that ownage.  

[Zaphod]

Aziz? Is that you, buddy?   

Bagdad has the Crusader armies on the run!

[flagadajones]

opinions?

hi dave, how are you doing nowadays, still an unemployed loser living in a trailerpark?

[Earl1972]

opinions?

"suckmymuscle" also claims:

he would beat me up if he saw me in person
would like to kill me for disagreeing with him on a forum
he's rich
an alcoholic
it's ok for a full grown man to have sex with a young girl once she has her period
he "misses" Kevin Levrone
benched 610 lbs

and my personal favorite

broke a german shepherd's spine with his bare hands

E

[Brixtonbulldog]

"suckmymuscle" also claims:

he would beat me up if he saw me in person
would like to kill me for disagreeing with him on a forum
he's rich
an alcoholic
it's ok for a full grown man to have sex with a young girl once she has her period
he "misses" Kevin Levrone
benched 610 lbs

and my personal favorite

broke a german shepherd's spine with his bare hands

E

So he's dumb AND a liar.  I haven't heard an intelligent post from him yet.

[Brixtonbulldog]

it's ok for a full grown man to have sex with a young girl once she has her period

Except for this.. this is right on.

[Earl1972]

So he's dumb AND a liar.  I haven't heard an intelligent post from him yet.

he tries by using SAT words in his posts

E

[m8]

Date Registered:     19 June 2008, 16:22:11

He sure knows alot about "Getbig history"  epic gimmick

[suckmymuscle]

"suckmymuscle" also claims:

he would beat me up if he saw me in person
would like to kill me for disagreeing with him on a forum
he's rich
an alcoholic
it's ok for a full grown man to have sex with a young girl once she has her period
he "misses" Kevin Levrone
benched 610 lbs

and my personal favorite

broke a german shepherd's spine with his bare hands

E

  What ever happened to your "half Italian, half amazing" signature that you had before about Levrone? I guess you removed it after even you realized just how gayish it sounded. Seriously, dude, that was gay. Oh yeah, and I will definitely beat the shit out of you in a fight. Too bad you have no balls, huh?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[HTexan]

I like the "bypass the digestion process" part. Oh brother. 

Lol like that south park ep. Where they stick food up their asses, then shit out their mouth.

[suckmymuscle]

So he's dumb AND a liar.  I haven't heard an intelligent post from him yet.

  Ok genius, what is it that makes you believe that you are as more intelligent than me? Your posts are not exactly Mensa material, and judging by my posts and yours, I'd say that I'm more intelligent than you.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[Brixtonbulldog]

  Ok genius, what is it that makes you believe that you are as more intelligent than me? Your posts are not exactly Mensa material, and judging by my posts and yours, I'd say that I'm more intelligent than you.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Everytime you say something you come across as dumb.  Good enough? 

MENSA, lol.  Like math aptitude can be judged from Getbig posts.

[Catdaddy G]

the craziest post ever was when this obese Arab that pretended to be Italian was outed as a trailer park deadbeat with a trailer park slut as a girl. His begging and whining meltdown pleadings to Bob, Ron and anyone who would listen was hilarious.
He ran away to lamb it in the dogshit filled trailerpark he thinks everyone has forgotten that was exposed as being trailer trash scum living with a scum family but getbig never forgets. his days of being a bigshot are long despite 'Zaphod' sucking his dick

[Zaphod]

the craziest post ever was when this obese Arab that pretended to be Italian was outed as a trailer park deadbeat with a trailer park slut as a girl. His begging and whining meltdown pleadings to Bob, Ron and anyone who would listen was hilarious.
He ran away to lamb it in the dogshit filled trailerpark he thinks everyone has forgotten that was exposed as being trailer trash scum living with a scum family but getbig never forgets. his days of being a bigshot are long despite 'Zaphod' sucking his dick

What do you think about Phil Collins?

 

[QuakerOats]

the craziest post ever was when this obese Arab that pretended to be Italian was outed as a trailer park deadbeat with a trailer park slut as a girl. His begging and whining meltdown pleadings to Bob, Ron and anyone who would listen was hilarious.
He ran away to lamb it in the dogshit filled trailerpark he thinks everyone has forgotten that was exposed as being trailer trash scum living with a scum family but getbig never forgets. his days of being a bigshot are long despite 'Zaphod' sucking his dick

hahahaa, ok Alex aka Simple Carbs aka David Paul.

[fluffy]

Date Registered:     19 June 2008, 16:22:11

He sure knows alot about "Getbig history"  Roll Eyes epic gimmick

Are you talking about me? What part of lurking for years was too hard to grasp? Is everyone with less than 5000 posts a gimmick?

[affy]

the craziest post ever was when this obese Arab that pretended to be Italian was outed as a trailer park deadbeat with a trailer park slut as a girl. His begging and whining meltdown pleadings to Bob, Ron and anyone who would listen was hilarious.
He ran away to lamb it in the dogshit filled trailerpark he thinks everyone has forgotten that was exposed as being trailer trash scum living with a scum family but getbig never forgets. his days of being a bigshot are long despite 'Zaphod' sucking his dick

Rofl

how did you guys come to the conclusion that sarcasm was Arab?  I mean, from his pics you could tell he sorta did look middle eastern...but you could say the same about moosejay.

[NarcissisticDeity]

  What ever happened to your "half Italian, half amazing" signature that you had before about Levrone? I guess you removed it after even you realized just how gayish it sounded. Seriously, dude, that was gay. Oh yeah, and I will definitely beat the shit out of you in a fight. Too bad you have no balls, huh?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

LMMFAO he didn't have half Italian half amazing did he? thats Gay squared

[YoungBlood]

hahahaa, ok Alex aka Simple Carbs aka David Paul.

The usual party line from the trailer park CHUMP.
Cannot come up with anything witty, so he just "laughs" and calls them by name in quotes.

[QuakerOats]

The usual party line from the trailer park CHUMP.
Cannot come up with anything witty, so he just "laughs" and calls them by name in quotes.

you seem to have a lot of emotion tied up in this, girlfriend.