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hazbin

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Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« on: August 08, 2008, 02:41:30 AM »
happened a while back, got me right on the lip while golfing. swelling lasted over a month. good thing i was cranked up to 270 or it mighta bin serious.
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 03:14:47 AM »

Good thing it wasn't a Brown Recluse...


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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 03:15:46 AM »
Quote from: Polartec on August 08, 2008, 03:14:47 AM
Good thing it wasn't a Brown Recluse...




That pic looks like something from a David Cronenberg film.
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 05:03:00 AM »
Nice to see Keith getting back in shape.
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 05:39:10 AM »
Quote from: Polartec on August 08, 2008, 03:14:47 AM
Good thing it wasn't a Brown Recluse...




Necrosis...
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2008, 05:57:29 AM »
Quote from: hazbin on August 08, 2008, 02:41:30 AM
happened a while back, got me right on the lip while golfing. swelling lasted over a month. good thing i was cranked up to 270 or it mighta bin serious.

How did a spider bite your lip? Was you trying to suck it off in between holes?
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2008, 08:44:24 AM »
Judging from that pic of your face the spider bit you in self defense.
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2008, 08:47:34 AM »
This spider bitten fat fucker owes The Beef a hundred bucks!!!

The Beef
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2008, 08:49:47 AM »
Quote from: Polartec on August 08, 2008, 03:14:47 AM
Good thing it wasn't a Brown Recluse...




I take your brown recluse bite and raise you...

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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2008, 08:50:45 AM »


Ok that was from a snake, but I thought you suck fucks would get a kick out of it!
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hazbin

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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2008, 09:09:04 AM »
Quote from: Nordic Superman on August 08, 2008, 05:57:29 AM
How did a spider bite your lip? Was you trying to suck it off in between holes?

 no, i was looking for a golf ball in the bushes and when i moved branches i guess i catapulted it into my face.

fyi, there are courses on the internet that can teach you proper use of the English language.
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2008, 09:09:20 AM »
Your Brown Recluse got me interested so I stated reading about spiders and found this interesting about the most dangerous spider, which is the Brazilian Wandering Spider:

Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and lead to impotence. The venom may eventually be used in erectile dysfunction treatments.[5]
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2008, 09:18:42 AM »
Quote from: Polartec on August 08, 2008, 03:14:47 AM
Good thing it wasn't a Brown Recluse...




PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2008, 09:34:14 AM »
Quote from: Nico on August 08, 2008, 08:49:47 AM
I take your brown recluse bite and raise you...



Holy crap, what is that second pic of?
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onlyme

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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2008, 05:09:08 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on August 08, 2008, 09:18:42 AM
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:

Thats not photoshopped.  the guy took pictures everyday of his hand

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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2008, 05:32:36 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on August 08, 2008, 09:18:42 AM
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:
PHOTOSHOPPED ZOOMED:

That picture is not shopped. That is an old series where you can follow day by day after he got bitten.
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2008, 05:57:17 PM »
This is worse, this is a guy who sued his GF (Im not kidding, this is on the level) who was riding him cowgirl style during sex and did some twist and broke his dick;


http://www.ispub.com/ostia/index.php?xmlFilePath=journals/ijeicm/vol11n1/penis.xml
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2008, 06:04:42 PM »
oh nooo, youre going to gain 300 lbs :(
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2008, 06:09:44 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on August 08, 2008, 05:32:36 PM
That picture is not shopped. That is an old series where you can follow day by day after he got bitten.

Look at the fucking photo, its zoomed in the middle.
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2008, 09:12:55 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyVegas on August 08, 2008, 05:57:17 PM
This is worse, this is a guy who sued his GF (Im not kidding, this is on the level) who was riding him cowgirl style during sex and did some twist and broke his dick;


http://www.ispub.com/ostia/index.php?xmlFilePath=journals/ijeicm/vol11n1/penis.xml

If you were at the Gold's Gym convention back in 99' the guy who had the license for the Gold's supplements was up in his room and he was an older man with a younger wife.  he pumped his dick up so much the implant exploded in his dick.  He got wheeled through the casino by the paramedics and spent about 3 days in the hospital.

Quote from: Swede! on August 08, 2008, 06:09:44 PM
Look at the fucking photo, its zoomed in the middle.

Here is the website where it shows the finger

http://brown-recluse-spider.ascendedhealth.com/brown-recluse-spider-bite-pictures.htm
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HTexan

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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2008, 10:50:26 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on August 08, 2008, 09:12:55 PM
If you were at the Gold's Gym convention back in 99' the guy who had the license for the Gold's supplements was up in his room and he was an older man with a younger wife.  he pumped his dick up so much the implant exploded in his dick.  He got wheeled through the casino by the paramedics and spent about 3 days in the hospital.

lol
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Re: Keith, check out this spider bite!!
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2008, 08:22:39 AM »
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