Thats right everyone. Fuckin coach's father in law was killed at a Beijing tourist attraction by a knife wielding psycho who later leaped 100 feet to his death.

140 feet.
Fucking shit-in-the-kitchen Chinese.
Yeah....on the world's doorstep of social order and humanitarianism
Best thing we did is have our top sprinter Lopez Lamont(?-spell) carry our US flag...he's from Darfur, where the Chinese have propagated the horrific human-rights injustices.
Stick it in their medieval faces.