On competition day will you be wearing a glittery thong (which color?!) or will we be seeing your shredded glutes through old school posing trunks? 
THE ONLY SHREDDED GLUTES I EVER EXPECT TO SEE ARE THE ONE OF A COW, BARBECUED, MEDIUM-RARE, DELIVERED ON MY PLATE AND COVERED IN HICKORY SAUCE. ANYTHING ELSE, I'LL LEAVE IT TO THE HOMOSEXUALS, WHICH THERE ARE NOTHING WRONG WITH.