So you are moving to Arizona. Great news. Just some tips.
Scottsdale is not that all that and a bag of chips. But the upside is better than the downside. Yes you can find a two bedroom two bath for about 800.00 in Scottsdale and in rather nice areas. Just be ready for the big fake titted bitches that you will encounter, as they think they own the joint. Most of the populace of Scottsdale now is trying to figure out how to leave, as they have no job, the house is being foreclosed on, and the Hummer is out on the corner trying to get unloaded. You better have a job, as there are none here, or anywhere in Phoeinx for that matter.
You will not be flying to LA every weekend. That's the same line I hear from whiny bitch Californians who have to live here because their company transferred them. If you are young and into the bar scene, this place is paradise, as anything pretty much goes, especially during the winter when we have all the sex crazed come from all other parts ofthe country.
Your typical Scottsdale apartment for the latent heterosexual consists of a washer/dryer/microwave/refrigerator, all items not found, all or in part in California apartments. Dogs are accepted as again the apartment complexes are desperate. Speaking of desperate, if you what to go house, you can get a four bedroom new home rented for about 900. These will be in the far flung idiot suburbs of the drive till you qualify. There are THOUSANDS to choose from. Downside is that you will be driving into Tempe and Scottsdale for pussy.
For the gay stuff, if that's your bent(no pun intended), central Phoenix has a huge gay poulation and is getting bigger all the time. (You can't stop us)
Look forward to standing on your patio overlooking a beautiful pool on a Saturday afternoon, with the sun shining, palm trees in the breeze, and the deck lined with lounges of chicks with coolers of beer (cans only) and picking out the pleasure unit of your choice. They are all from somewhere else, just like you and are horny. If you have a rockin bod, for God's sake show it off, and they will come a running. Later that afternoon, you can talk about what bar to go to and who knows what bouncer at which bar so you can get in.
The gyms are plentifull and usually new, and filled with all manner of monster guys, and sleek chicks. So no issues there if you work out.
It's a strange paradise. Very strange. But people seem to like it. We can't stop people from moving here.
Bonus points. If you have a boat or Jet Ski, and can get to Havasu or the desert lakes around Phoenix, it gets even better on weekends.
