"Something I noticed when I was in Rome is that a lot of the men between 20-40 years old are sporting good sized stomachs. Not just little paunches, but actual 20-30 Lb. bellies. The locals there all wear tight t-shirts, and smaller clothes in general than in the U.S....and even as some of them start to get fatter, they still wear their XS t's."
I imagine that guy jerking off while he typed that.