Is there anything better than getting a stiffy?

[nzmusclemonster]

i will never get tired of getting a stiffy. it is always a proud occasion.

[BIG ACH]

I think using a Stiffy would be better - but maybe you don't feel the same way!

[BlueDevil]

gotta go with the pump

[nzmusclemonster]

Using a stiffy is ok... but it is the initial moments of the stiffy that I like. I feel like the most powerful man on earth when i get a stiffy.

[io856]

What if you get a stiffy in an awkward place?

[nzmusclemonster]

What if you get a stiffy in an awkward place?

like when you put it in the ass by mistake 

[io856]

like when you put it in the ass by mistake 

Yes... by mistake 

[nzmusclemonster]

Yes... by mistake 

 

When the little general pokes his head out in an awkward place I just thank him for saying hello and tuck him under the belt and be on my way.

[webcake]

NZMM, i have noticed that there has been some hate directed in your way...

Keep those hata-blockas on  

[nzmusclemonster]

NZMM, i have noticed that there has been some hate directed in your way...

Keep those hata-blockas on  

Will do chief! if anyone can handle it, its the big dog 

its just a case of the older guys picking on the younger guys.... i guess since candidizzle is gone they need to find someone else to vent their lifes frustrations on....

[webcake]

Will do chief! if anyone can handle it, its the big dog 

its just a case of the older guys picking on the younger guys.... i guess since candidizzle is gone they need to find someone else to vent their lifes frustrations on....

uh-oh

I hope they don't find out how old i am...

[nzmusclemonster]

uh-oh

I hope they don't find out how old i am...

 
Just keep the hata blockas by the computer and you will be fine!

[webcake]

Just keep the hata blockas by the computer and you will be fine!

Whenever i log onto getbig, the hata blockas come on. Like before i go for a workout i always punch a bitch in the face with my stiffy, it is just my little routine that i must follow.