Did they have the trial already?
I imagine it would have been the shortest trial in history.
Prosecutor: "I would like the Jury to consider this photograph which the prosecution has labled the peoples exhibit 'A'."EXHIBIT 'A'
Prosecutor: "Now I would like the Jury to consider the term 'Roid Rage!'.......... your honour the prosecution rests."Jury Foreman: "Your honour we don't need to deliberate we find the defendant guilty!"Judge: "Craig Titus I sentence you to 500 consecutive life sentences!"All crimes these days are committed by people who take steroids or play Grand Theft Auto, and if you do both guess what?!........... your Al-Qaeda. Bet you didn't know that.
