Baseballmom, if it helps, I think you sound lovely.
As I sit here, I evisage you to be a rather delectable - perhaps somewhat dusky - piece, with long brown hair, and a pair of full, stunning knockers.
I see you cradling a jug of fresh smoothie whilst sat at your PC wearing only an oversize white tee and a pair of long socks by American Apparel.
amirite?