i'd absolutley bully you on the basketball court, knock you down, block your shots, score on you at will.
B.S. First you'd have to SHOW UP, which you wouldn't. You've already proven that you're a poontang.
But if you'd like to play and put some money on it, I'm down. Let's bet ~$2K. Game to 21, loser takes out. Indoor court, 2 points from the college 3 line, 1 point otherwise. Neutral referree. I'll fly to Missouri to make it happen.