Author Topic: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.  (Read 8147 times)

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Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« on: August 17, 2008, 04:10:27 AM »
http://mdtv.musculardevelopment.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1698&Itemid=173

Must feel like shit.
Now he is going to miss out on a olympia paycheck.
Oh well...

All that prep for nothing. Seems like a really cool dude though.

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 04:15:43 AM »
Damn his wife is hot.

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2008, 04:21:14 AM »
He probably tore it while he was throwing barbells around his gym.  ;D

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2008, 04:32:22 AM »
He probably tore it while he was throwing barbells around his gym.  ;D

It was his retarded friend that threw the dumbells  >:(     ;D

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2008, 04:36:45 AM »
Compare the size of his head to Palumbo's. It's like a peanut next to a watermelon.
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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2008, 04:40:14 AM »
Damn that sucks, I mean falling down the stairs? That's just really unfortunate, and now he's got to sit out the Olympia as anyone would....... well except for Dorian who could still enter and be guaranteed first place (with perfect scores) with muscles torn off the bone. Anyway I hope Branch has a full recovery and is able to compete at 100% again.

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2008, 04:55:00 AM »
Damn that sucks, I mean falling down the stairs? That's just really unfortunate, and now he's got to sit out the Olympia as anyone would....... well except for Dorian who could still enter and be guaranteed first place (with perfect scores) with muscles torn off the bone. Anyway I hope Branch has a full recovery and is able to compete at 100% again.

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2008, 05:40:55 AM »
At least Branch is honest about being a clumsy bastard. If it was Flex Wheeler he be like "yeah I tore my tricep while rescuing a baby from a burning building."

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2008, 06:34:22 AM »
It was his retarded friend that threw the dumbells  >:(     ;D

Yeah, that guy seemed like a real angry guy.  I hope he never gets a gun.

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2008, 07:05:14 AM »
Is nobody else noticing he is breathing like he just ran a marathon? Steroids are good for you.

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2008, 07:11:50 AM »
Is nobody else noticing he is breathing like he just ran a marathon? Steroids are good for you.
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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2008, 08:08:14 AM »
Is nobody else noticing he is breathing like he just ran a marathon? Steroids are good for you.

I think he more has "camera anxiety."  I've seen it a million times from everyday people to worldclass athletes to movie stars.  Some people get nervous in front of the camera.  he is like this every time he's n front of the camera, off season or competition weight.

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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2008, 08:23:53 AM »
I think he more has "camera anxiety."  I've seen it a million times from everyday people to worldclass athletes to movie stars.  Some people get nervous in front of the camera.  he is like this every time he's n front of the camera, off season or competition weight.

"camera anxiety".... really?

hmm.... now, you SURE its not that test, deca, winny, dbol, insulin, gh, halo combination hes been abusing for years? hmm.. camera anxiety. makes sense

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2008, 08:26:50 AM »
that sucks
...these guys muscles tear relatively easily :-\
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2008, 08:30:52 AM »
that sucks
...these guys muscles tear relatively easily :-\
strong muscle and a weak tendons, = all drugs.

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2008, 08:58:47 AM »
its not that they "tear easily", its just the menality the roids induce of being able to lift massive amounts of weight, which especially in off season, they are so engulfed with fluids/water it provides a "coating", but a la dorian, this proves to be false.

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2008, 09:51:16 AM »
 Weak tendons dried up exactly!! ;)

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2008, 09:55:13 AM »
Anyone know the doctor (or clinic) that fixed it?
Finding a very experienced surgeon is so important with an athlete that tears a muscle, particularly a BBer where function and shape is important to return.

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2008, 10:01:16 AM »
Ok, r u fck*ng serious?

I'm calling bs on his excuse. You know how many falls I've had? Off the back of a truck, ladders, roofs. I dont know anyone that has fallen down some stairs and done that much damage.
Yeah he does seem like a chill dude but I'm not buying the story. Sorry.....

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2008, 10:01:22 AM »
Branch is a pretty nice guy, from the two times I was at Metroflex the same time he was training. Don't bother him when he's training though, god damn he does get intense. I remember he was doing back that day, and he got to something like 6 plates on deads for 6 reps.

It'weird, because that is when Jacobs was training with Branch.

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2008, 10:05:33 AM »
Goodrum did the same thing remember.  But he fell up the stairs and hurt himself

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2008, 10:15:01 AM »
Yeah, that guy seemed like a real angry guy.  I hope he never gets a gun.
Wow, that was fucked up  :o

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2008, 10:34:12 AM »


Sounds like a BS story to me.

Any of you remember that Ironman interview where the guy told how much the Pros usually use?
In that interview he states "You hear BBers talk all the time about they break their leg or whatever, that's not them actually breaking their leg. It's them not being able to pay their drug bill."

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. (I can't see Branch getting his ass kicked by too many people...but something certainly doesn't make sense of his story).

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2008, 11:25:05 AM »
Sounds like a BS story to me.

Any of you remember that Ironman interview where the guy told how much the Pros usually use?
In that interview he states "You hear BBers talk all the time about they break their leg or whatever, that's not them actually breaking their leg. It's them not being able to pay their drug bill."

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. (I can't see Branch getting his ass kicked by too many people...but something certainly doesn't make sense of his story).

There was one moment where I think an investigator might have smelled story confusion.  His woman was home when he fell.  She said something like "he told me he fell and broke his arm".

Maybe he's the manly type would could fall down steps and break his arm (he thought he did) then pull himself up and find her and tell her what happened.  Most mortals would yell for their partner to come give them a hand up.  If you fall down 12 steps and you're in excrutiating pain, as Brance said he was, wouldn't you summon the woman with a "Babe, help a brother out?"

It could be a true story.  He's big and doesn't move too gracefully.  Most accidents do occur in the home.  You toss in clen, eca, etc and the mind isn't the clearest thing.  But that one part of the story made me hesitate for a second as well.

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Re: Branch Warren Torn tricep. Not in the gym.
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2008, 11:27:06 AM »

Sounds like a BS story to me.

Any of you remember that Ironman interview where the guy told how much the Pros usually use?
In that interview he states "You hear BBers talk all the time about they break their leg or whatever, that's not them actually breaking their leg. It's them not being able to pay their drug bill."

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. (I can't see Branch getting his ass kicked by too many people...but something certainly doesn't make sense of his story).

nah... he woulda came up with a better lie if he was.