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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #50 on: August 18, 2008, 09:53:51 PM »
lets look at the positives of a mouthful of wonder like that:

1) he never has to look for a can or bottle opener
2) he could gnaw his leg off if stuck in a bear trap
3) snarl at ferrel dogs and scare them away before being attacked
4) saves money by using socks as dental floss

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #51 on: August 18, 2008, 10:39:49 PM »
In the video you could tell his wife was missing some toofies too.

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #52 on: August 18, 2008, 10:45:59 PM »
The guy's calves are INSANE!


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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #53 on: August 18, 2008, 11:30:46 PM »
CAN'T control his teeth? Bull shit.

Shit's gonna cost a good $6000-$7000 at least, homie. You think with the pay checks he's getting that he can just throw that shit down? You seen his hood? You want to guess how much his wife eats? How much his gear costs? How he's gonna pay for his baby's momma's son college education? A brother's got priorities. He's obviously not happy with his grill but he's not going to wallow in self pity and let arm chair flamers annoy him over the internet. ;)

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #54 on: August 18, 2008, 11:40:39 PM »
The guy's calves are INSANE!


so you're saying he should have got his grille work  on instead of buying those calves implants? ;D
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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #55 on: August 19, 2008, 02:40:02 AM »
monster calves and teeth.

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #56 on: August 19, 2008, 03:24:06 AM »
The guy's calves are INSANE!



He should grow a full beard.

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #57 on: August 19, 2008, 10:48:37 AM »
that mouf is one hot mess.

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #58 on: August 19, 2008, 10:57:26 AM »
He probably can't get those fixed.  Braces wouldn't work on that shit. His gums are all maligned.  Chances are he'd need dental implants and at $500-$1000 each that is the price of a brand new BMW to do his whole mouth.  Not even sure why he whitened them.  Sort of showing off his flaw even worse.

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #59 on: August 19, 2008, 11:15:05 AM »
lets look at the positives of a mouthful of wonder like that:

1) he never has to look for a can or bottle opener
2) he could gnaw his leg off if stuck in a bear trap
3) snarl at ferrel dogs and scare them away before being attacked
4) saves money by using socks as dental floss


HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!  Cruel but funny  ;D


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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #60 on: August 19, 2008, 11:59:26 AM »
I'd find a thread about his calfs a whole lot more interesting. Fuck you are all a bunch of juveniles!

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #61 on: August 19, 2008, 01:56:31 PM »
I'd find a thread about his calfs a whole lot more interesting. Fuck you are all a bunch of juveniles!

perhaps you should start a new thread about his calves instead of one that you clearly dont agree with.

juvenille? yes

getbig? yes

eriks teeth? fuct up.

christ...even he can admit to that.....

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #62 on: August 19, 2008, 02:21:17 PM »
I'd find a thread about his calfs a whole lot more interesting. Fuck you are all a bunch of juveniles!

ofcourse you would  ::)

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #63 on: August 19, 2008, 02:35:16 PM »
He seems to have accepted his dental flaws. As long as it's no problem for him...

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #64 on: August 19, 2008, 04:56:49 PM »
He probably can't get those fixed.  Braces wouldn't work on that shit. His gums are all maligned.  Chances are he'd need dental implants and at $500-$1000 each that is the price of a brand new BMW to do his whole mouth.  Not even sure why he whitened them.  Sort of showing off his flaw even worse.

Naw, man. Anything can be fixed. I wonder if it'd almost be worth it to shave those bastards and plaster some veneers on there. It'd be a lot easier than braces. It's not like I've dug around in his mouth but if he got a couple teeth pulled, braces will definitely remedy even his gangly smile.

My teeth weren't quite as bad but my eye teeth were higher than my other teeth. The bottom row was just slightly crowded but nothing too serious. Still took 33 fucking months. The orthodontist was retarded. I could have had adjustments made which would have hastened the process to a little over two years but they always knocked my schedule back. It can be done though. I've seen some FUCKED UP native kids in town and they've got picture perfect smiles after a few years visiting the ortho.

Up here I think natives get free dental work, but 9/10 of them disgustingly don't get any done. All children have every one of their teeth capped too. It disgusts me. They can get that shit fixed for free...

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #65 on: August 19, 2008, 05:06:20 PM »
"thats the way their ment to be"

Is this guy fucking serious!!

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2008, 05:12:48 PM »
I'd find a thread about his calfs a whole lot more interesting. Fuck you are all a bunch of juveniles!

why don't you start a thread about his calves, and see how many responses it gets....
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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #67 on: August 20, 2008, 01:51:34 AM »
Man, you guys are fucking harsh. It's one thing to pick on someone like a fatty who has control over their appearance, but for someone who doesn't? Lame as fuck.

His teeth are just severely crowded. From a dental perspective, he can probably correct it with just braces. I don't even think he'd have to pull any teeth out. But if he did, it'd be well worth the investment. My teeth were crowded and it didn't start getting shitty until high school. At the end of high school I got braces, which I was super apprehensive about, but 33 months later I've got a killer smile.

What else do you expect the guy to do? Admit that he's got fucked up teeth and can't afford the dental work? Poor bastard sweeps up pubic hairs and wipes swass off gym equipment. His wife looks like she eats him out of the house, and he's got a small child... oh, did I mention? He's an IFBB pro. That's as shitty as it gets. It's no surprise that he doesn't have the funds to fix his grill... I hope that he does though. Even as an adult, I'd feel less shame smiling with railroad tracks across my teeth than having a bad case of the snaggletooth. He's probably got a lifetime of bullshit for it though, so I don't think he cares about what homos on the forum care about though. 8)







Actually, if you notice, his teeth are extremely large compared to his jaw.  He will need to have a few molars taken out to even find the space to fit those horse incisors and fang bicuspids.   Oh and braces for at least five years...

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #68 on: August 20, 2008, 03:36:06 AM »
Dracula aint got shit on this guy!

http://mdtv.musculardevelopment.com/content/view/1697/162/

Holy sh!tballs batman, we gotta raise some hard cash quicktime on getbig to help this poor guy.

He aint ever gonna get the scoop at the O unless we organise, unite and fight Fankhouser's teeths.

Fankhouser is indeeds an apt namez!

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #69 on: August 20, 2008, 04:02:41 AM »



Actually, if you notice, his teeth are extremely large compared to his jaw.  He will need to have a few molars taken out to even find the space to fit those horse incisors and fang bicuspids.   Oh and braces for at least five years...
have you noticed his toes? :o

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #71 on: August 20, 2008, 09:30:44 AM »
have you noticed his toes? :o

No?  Why?  ( I am afraid to ask )

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #72 on: August 20, 2008, 11:27:45 AM »
Looks like the Count from Sesame Street.. Ha   Ha   Ha   Ha   HA!

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2008, 11:52:53 AM »
Dracula aint got shit on this guy!

http://mdtv.musculardevelopment.com/content/view/1697/162/

The dude at the beginning of the video bugs the shit out of me "WTF Mother F***ker" as he spits on his hands picks up a curl bar and throws it back down. What the hell is that all about?

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Re: Holy shit.....Erik Fankhouser's teeth are worse than I imagined
« Reply #74 on: August 20, 2008, 12:05:20 PM »
The dude at the beginning of the video bugs the shit out of me "WTF Mother F***ker" as he spits on his hands picks up a curl bar and throws it back down. What the hell is that all about?

LOL...it took Coach's post to finally get me to watch this video!  ;D  There was a thread about that guy a while back, when these ads started.


On a side note, Erik seems like a really cool guy, and good for him for not giving a damn about his teeth!  ;)
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