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Solarium
« on: August 19, 2008, 03:06:57 AM »

is it ok (ethical) to be completly naked in solarium?

cause the first time i was there i left my boxers on and now my ass kinda looks white

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 03:15:47 AM »
is it ok (ethical) to be completly naked in solarium?

cause the first time i was there i left my boxers on and now my ass kinda looks white

solarium is for sad losers that want to look as if they could afford vacation.

Hint: Pale is the new tan, because it shows you have a job. Hope this helps.

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 03:20:09 AM »
solarium is for sad losers that want to look as if they could afford vacation.

Hint: Pale is the new tan, because it shows you have a job. Hope this helps.

it's a great place for meeting hot bitches

i guess you don't like those

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 03:31:48 AM »
if youre pale you get no tail
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Re: Solarium
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 03:33:14 AM »
if youre pale you get no tail


sounds like dk allright

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 03:34:35 AM »
it's a great place for meeting hot bitches

i guess you don't like those

oh boy. If you are into women you can hook up with at the solarium, you're even more pathetic than i thought.

sounds like dk allright

Women with class don't go to a solarium.

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 03:35:28 AM »

Women with class don't go to a solarium.

name one that doesnt tan
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Re: Solarium
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 03:40:38 AM »
name one that doesnt tan


Angelina Jolie

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 03:43:40 AM »
Women with class don't go to a solarium.

Wouldn't generalize that. But let's agree on that: A solarium can't turn an ugly chick into a hot one. ;)

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 03:44:09 AM »
Its relaxing as hell.
Just starting to go again lol.
I havenīt for like a year or so.

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 03:45:13 AM »
oh boy. If you are into women you can hook up with at the solarium, you're even more pathetic than i thought.

Women with class don't go to a solarium.

she might have no class, but i sure like that ass


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Re: Solarium
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 03:46:33 AM »
Angelina Jolie

hmm good suggestion. but she isnt that pale is she?

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2008, 03:48:18 AM »
hmm good suggestion. but she isnt that pale is she?


Well, I like her pale as well. ;)




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Re: Solarium
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2008, 03:50:22 AM »
Although i'd love to post "Gayer than having no clue what Solarium is all about", i will avoid that saying and say "hey guys, what's this thread mean?"

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 03:50:27 AM »

i guess this girl has loads of class

right dk ?


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Re: Solarium
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2008, 03:51:46 AM »
That's one ugly bitch (and always has been). How does this thing get leading roles in blockbusters?? >:(

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2008, 03:51:48 AM »
pretty much anyone looks better with a tan

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2008, 03:52:51 AM »
i guess this girl has loads of class

right dk ?



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Re: Solarium
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2008, 03:55:35 AM »
is it ok (ethical) to be completly naked in solarium?

cause the first time i was there i left my boxers on and now my ass kinda looks white


I think that your meant Sanitarium? or perhaps sanitation...those who have seen Scareface the movie would appreciate that.
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Re: Solarium
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2008, 04:05:47 AM »
pretty much anyone looks better with a tan



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Re: Solarium
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2008, 05:21:47 AM »
pretty much anyone looks better with a tan



Than I wonder how these bitches have looked without a tan. ???


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Re: Solarium
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2008, 08:24:33 AM »
Than I wonder how these bitches have looked without a tan. ???



That's a spray on tan. Nobody looks good with a fake tan.

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Re: Solarium
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2008, 08:26:11 AM »
Tan naked.