When i go to the supermarket, work, the gym, everyone fears me...

[TPSRPBBW-fan1]

-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   

I am full of myself

[NaturalWonder83]

mods please move this thread to z board or just delete

[calfzilla]

-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   

I am full of myself

I seriously doubt there are attack dogs.  What place of employment allows dogs? 

[Croatch]

-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   

I am full of myself

You sound like a real beast.  You should compete in the Olympia this year.  You'd probably get top 5, just for showing up.

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   

I am full of myself

Calling bullshit on the bulletproof glass until I see some proof.  

[jaejonna]

good to see you posting here again King Kamali

[El Diablo Blanco]

Epic failure newbie.

[Lord Humungous]

Settle down gimmick

[TrueGrit]

My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   

lol

[rk272727]

-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   

I am full of myself

  havent you notice everyone stares at overweight wannabe bodybuilders wearing tankl tops just like you

[QuakerOats]

-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   

I am full of myself

hahahahhaa, funniest thread in awhile.

[calfzilla]

Are the armed guards visibly shaken or do they hold their ground? 

[tleilaxutank]

You're so badass even Mon of Steel shits himself with fear when he sees you....

[The Coach]

Good going Ron, how bout letting more gimmicks in?

[240 is Back]

I seriously doubt there are attack dogs.  What place of employment allows dogs? 

You know, the place where they train attack dogs.  



Um, Attack Dog Factory!

[titusisback]

What's the point of posting average Getbigger's description 

[240 is Back]

What about that place that makes $300 websites?  I hear they have them there too.

Just one, and he's a pit we keep in the yard to keep out the unwanted.

If you keep them outside, you don't have to give them shots, shelter, or have papers.  It's Florida law.  if they bite someone, you're supposed to open the gate and deny ownership!

[Jeffro]

I call bullshit, theres no way you are as big, scary, and intimidating as that behemoth "mon of steele" is.

[TPSRPBBW-fan1]

i bet he's getting a bj from another checkout girl when he reads this, along with eating out one of his fans at work 

[Go 4 It]

If you don't have your own reserved parking spot in front of the gym then your still not big enough yet, someday man...

[Cardfan]

Amy Lee is soooooooooooo hotttttttttttt.

[dov]

-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   

I am full of myself

OH BROTHER ...a cage fightin' Pat Bateman?

[bodybuilder1234]

-you can see it in their eyes, i buy my groceries, the checkout girl services me while i use my debit card.  The other customers run screaming when i walk into the aisles, and all the women offer me their phone numbers.   

-at work there's a flock of girls who can't wait to screw me, all the guys give me protection money and prime microwave position and ask me about lat training.  My boss talks to me behind a bullet-proof glass case with armed guards and attack dogs.   

-at the gym i pay no monthly membership because they're afraid i'll beat them up.  I have to call them an hour before i use the gym so they can clear it of all other people.   

I am full of myself

Brutal attempt to gain recoqnition with a pathetic 29 posts

Where's Banner when u need him

[timostark]

Aside from the service comments, unless they are nurses, I thought maybe he just has really bad gas...