SOME "Newish" Pics of my other half, JEZEBELLE!

[Earl1972]

Chocolate Peanut Butter Fudge.

Funny Story.  Last week after deciding we in no way could finish the amount we made, we decided to drop off about half at the gym with a sign bearing, "Please Help Yourself!".


Little did anyone know that each square is approximately 750 calories!   HAHAHHAH  Somebody I am sure is sabotaged.

hahaha this is a great thread, you can always expect quality stuff from TA

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[Jeffro]

Haha classic one comment and an hour later they're still talking about me.. What a fine way to advertise your lack of life!

 

How did it feel when you found out that your girlfriend was getting pounded by your best friend??  I cant even imagine how many loads of "ball batter" he dropped on that whore.  

The sad thing is, she probably came home and kissed you after she sucked him off.  It's almost like you sucked his dick yourself.

You probably didnt do shit, just accepted it like the little pussy you are.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

How did it feel when you found out that your girlfriend was getting pounded by your best friend??  I cant even imagine how many loads of "ball batter" he dropped on that whore.  

The sad thing is, she probably came home and kissed you after she sucked him off.  It's almost like you sucked his dick yourself.

You probably didnt do shit, just accepted it like the little pussy you are.

that is some seriously brutal ownage.  This whiny little crybaby won't recover

[MindSpin]

How did it feel when you found out that your girlfriend was getting pounded by your best friend??  I cant even imagine how many loads of "ball batter" he dropped on that whore.  

The sad thing is, she probably came home and kissed you after she sucked him off.  It's almost like you sucked his dick yourself.

You probably didnt do shit, just accepted it like the little pussy you are.

With a name like "Squatass" I'm guessing he is the type of guy that looks forward to eating the cream pies his girlfriend & his friend make...

[sgt. d]

theyre related

[The Luke]

WTF happened to GetBig?

Adonis has a girlfriend...? A cute girlfriend that wasn't actually born a man...?

Stavios has a girlfriend too...? And she's even cuter than Jezebelle...?


I thought we were all non-training dysfunctional shut-ins here... am I actually the only dude on GetBig who has to hang around till everyone else has left the party only to be turned down by the fat girl sitting crying on the stairs? (it's not a real party until there's a fat girl crying on the stairs)


Thanks Adonis... thanks Stavios...

I'm going to throw myself on the train tracks now... won't be back, gonna put on my shoes, put on my jacket, walk down to the bus stop, get the cross town bus, scribble a tear-stained note on the bus, walk down to the railway station...

Aahhwww, who am I kidding? I'm just gonna eat a gallon tub of Belgian chocolate ice cream and whack off to Ukranian dungeon porn. Like I do every night.


The Luke

[Zaphod]

How did it feel when you found out that your girlfriend was getting pounded by your best friend??  I cant even imagine how many loads of "ball batter" he dropped on that whore.  

The sad thing is, she probably came home and kissed you after she sucked him off.  It's almost like you sucked his dick yourself.

You probably didnt do shit, just accepted it like the little pussy you are.

BRUTAL

[sgt. d]

WTF happened to GetBig?

Adonis has a girlfriend...? A cute girlfriend that wasn't actually born a man...?

Stavios has a girlfriend too...? And she's even cuter than Jezebelle...?


I thought we were all non-training dysfunctional shut-ins here... am I actually the only dude on GetBig who has to hang around till everyone else has left the party only to be turned down by the fat girl sitting crying on the stairs? (it's not a real party until there's a fat girl crying on the stairs)


Thanks Adonis... thanks Stavios...

I'm going to throw myself on the train tracks now... won't be back, gonna put on my shoes, put on my jacket, walk down to the bus stop, get the cross town bus, scribble a tear-stained note on the bus, walk down to the railway station...

Aahhwww, who am I kidding? I'm just eat a gallon tub of Belgian chocolate ice cream and whack off to Ukranian dungeon porn. Like I do every night.


The Luke

I feel your pain. The bigfoot wasnt even fucking real. What a fucking scam.

[JohnnyVegas]

I feel your pain. The bigfoot wasnt even fucking real. What a fucking scam.

It was as real as that dead squrriel you wore on your head at the 96 O.

[The Luke]

I feel your pain. The bigfoot wasnt even fucking real. What a fucking scam.

...I knew that when the story broke: Tom Biscardi has pulled this captured/killed bigfoot scam several times.


The Luke

[Jeffro]

that is some seriously brutal ownage.  This whiny little crybaby won't recover

BRUTAL

Just trying to do my part in making sure Getbig isnt taken over by all the little bitch twinks like "SquatAss" that are polluting the boards.

With a name like "Squatass" I'm guessing he is the type of guy that looks forward to eating the cream pies his girlfriend & his friend make...

[Devon97]

Photoshopped.. theres no way such a ugly punk could stand so close to a relatively good looking chick. 

VERY GOOD POINT Manninen,

Which is why I commented that she must have a VERY low self esteem. lol

[The Coach]

Personally I think he got her picture that was on the inside of a wallet he baught.

[polychronopolous]

Personally I think he got her picture that was on the inside of a wallet he baught.

Epic jealousy coming from a guy who can't hold onto a wife for longer than 6 months despite claiming to have "conservative, christian" values

[sgt. d]

Yes I agree with goatballs. Kiss her on the lips and spread her ass cheeks if your not related

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I'm just eat a gallon tub of Belgian chocolate ice cream and whack off to Ukranian dungeon porn. Like I do every night.

hahaha

[elite_lifter]

Newish, are you implying jizmbelle is a brethren to Ronaldo.

[Deicide]

Your a lucky man Adonis, my friend...... she's a keeper.

No woman is a keeper; if it flies, floats or fucks, rent it.

[onlyme]

Yes I agree with goatballs. Kiss her on the lips and spread her ass cheeks if your not related

That won't matter.  Where he is from that expected and normal.  It might not be his sister but they are definitely related.  Probably cousins for sure.  Either that or he paid her.  it could be his nurse though doing some pity photos for him

[IFBBwannaB]

That won't matter.  Where he is from that expected and normal.  It might not be his sister but they are definitely related.  Probably cousins for sure.  Either that or he paid her.  it could be his nurse though doing some pity photos for him

Notice how Gaydonis gets quiet when we remind him Goatboy outed him a long time ago and that there is no picture of them actually looking like a romantic couple.

Damn I miss the old days when we had detective VP and Goatboy flushing out the trolls 

[newmom]

Jesus Id kill for abs like that, that wont ever happen to me..Great body