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Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« on: August 19, 2008, 09:36:18 PM »
My best was to buy 2lbs of lobster tail at the seafood section, and 2 of
red snapper.  I would switch the lables, and ditch the red snapper.

2 lbs lobster tails for $7.00 rather than 40.00.

I'm now ashamed, but was forced 15 years ago making my way
through my teans.

What have you guys done.  The worst!

Buy 1 salad bar with a date and both eat them, that was 22 yrs ago.
My date didn't mind, she was a good one, missed out on that one.
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 09:37:59 PM »
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 09:38:04 PM »
Quote from: chainsaw on August 19, 2008, 09:36:18 PM
My best was to buy 2lbs of lobster tail at the seafood section, and 2 of
red snapper.  I would switch the lables, and ditch the red snapper.

2 lbs lobster tails for $7.00 rather than 40.00.

I'm now ashamed, but was forced 15 years ago making my way
through my teans.

What have you guys done.  The worst!

Buy 1 salad bar with a date and both eat them, that was 22 yrs ago.
My date didn't mind, she was a good one, missed out on that one.
::)
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 10:03:24 PM »
Quote from: chainsaw on August 19, 2008, 09:36:18 PM
My best was to buy 2lbs of lobster tail at the seafood section, and 2 of
red snapper.  I would switch the lables, and ditch the red snapper.

2 lbs lobster tails for $7.00 rather than 40.00.

I'm now ashamed, but was forced 15 years ago making my way
through my teans.

What have you guys done.  The worst!

Buy 1 salad bar with a date and both eat them, that was 22 yrs ago.
My date didn't mind, she was a good one, missed out on that one.

making your way? eating well? buying lobster tail as a teen? come on.....

sounds like chainsaw = cheap bastard.  ;D

if you couldnt eat "well", just eat like the rest of the public. u should be ashamed :P
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 10:32:50 PM »
no lobster = starvation?  ???
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 10:54:40 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on August 19, 2008, 10:32:50 PM
no lobster = starvation?  ???

Duh.  You'll never gain any muscle without lobster.  ::)
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 10:57:48 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on August 19, 2008, 10:54:40 PM
Duh.  You'll never gain any muscle without lobster.  ::)

Holy shit.....  That's what I've been doing wrong......

I'm on my way to Long John Silvers first thing tomorrow.....
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 11:06:11 PM »
Crustacean nation baby.
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 11:09:58 PM »
Quote from: chainsaw on August 19, 2008, 09:36:18 PM
My best was to buy 2lbs of lobster tail at the seafood section, and 2 of
red snapper.  I would switch the lables, and ditch the red snapper.

2 lbs lobster tails for $7.00 rather than 40.00.

I'm now ashamed, but was forced 15 years ago making my way
through my teans.

What have you guys done.  The worst!

Buy 1 salad bar with a date and both eat them, that was 22 yrs ago.
My date didn't mind, she was a good one, missed out on that one.

FACT: Technically I think you would have been okay at the salad bar if you first ate then regurgitated the food into your date's mouth.
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 11:34:48 PM »
Let the girl pay...wait I'm not ashamed of that. Those lil bitches loved it and I ate well.
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chainsaw

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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2008, 04:48:09 AM »
Quote from: Cardfan on August 19, 2008, 11:34:48 PM
Let the girl pay...wait I'm not ashamed of that. Those lil bitches loved it and I ate well.


Good one, I've done that tool
I can tell this was the wrong board to put this  on except from the quoted cardfan above.  I grew up in Venice Ca in the 80's, and was inolved in the heavy metal world back when I.E suicidal Tendancies, GNR ect.  Were Club bands.

And as a teen you I wasn't nearly as bad as candidizle, but Rock and Roll was my life, and imfortunately, it doesn't sound like anyone here has opened cereal, or eaten a chicken leg or drank a coke walking through the store.  Props to you guys!

I admit it, I was a jerkoff.
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2008, 04:51:09 AM »
I've been poorer than probably most people on this board. I never fucked wth lobster when I was trying to eat LOL
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 04:51:26 AM »
IM NOT THE ONE THATS CRAZY
YOURE THE ONE THATS CRAZY!!!
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 04:58:39 AM »
I stole a pack of gum at 5 and my mother made me return it
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2008, 05:02:08 AM »
Quote from: Moosejay on August 20, 2008, 04:58:39 AM
I stole a pack of gum at 5 and my mother made me return it

how about using illegal steroids?  ::)
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2008, 05:05:05 AM »
IM NOT THE ONE THATS CRAZY
YOURE THE ONE THATS CRAZY!!!
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2008, 05:51:31 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on August 20, 2008, 05:05:05 AM
IM NOT THE ONE THATS CRAZY
YOURE THE ONE THATS CRAZY!!!

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI......
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2008, 07:52:00 AM »
At the airport me and my friend asked some
airport employee if she could recommend some good place to eat.

She said: " follow me"
We came to a restaurant and she asked:

" you are pilots right?"

We said: "Yes we are"

"You want todays special?  Filet mignon with Bearnaise sauce"

"Sure, that sound good"

She told the waitress: "they are pilots, give them todays special"

We got a free meal  and a cool story 8)

 




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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2008, 07:54:53 AM »
Use to go to the grocery store and put food into the cart and walk around like I was shopping.  I'd open the food and start eating as I'd walk around then ditch the cart and leave.  About my twentieth time the manager comes running to me and starts yelling if I had to pay for the food first before opening.  Told him I had no money and they kicked me out.  HAHAHAHA.

Did several dine and dashes as well.  Some turned out horribly wrong.

Also fucked a hooker without a condom.
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2008, 08:56:57 AM »
a buddy of mine told me that when he was in college, he was so poor that he charged some candy on his credit card.  If I recall, the candy wasn't that much more than a dollar.  The funny thing was that he overdrafted with that charge, and got a $40 overdrafting fee for it   ;D
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2008, 09:32:48 AM »
I got stoned one time in college & went to the grocery store & bought two cases of Pop-Tarts because they were on sale.  ;D
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2008, 11:08:49 AM »
Smuggling a 48 roll pack of toilet paper on the bottom of a grocery cart so other cash could go towards food.  It's been years; but, still works.
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2008, 11:52:08 AM »
Quote from: @Brandon on August 20, 2008, 07:52:00 AM
At the airport me and my friend asked some
airport employee if she could recommend some good place to eat.

She said: " follow me"
We came to a restaurant and she asked:

" you are pilots right?"

We said: "Yes we are"

"You want todays special?  Filet mignon with Bearnaise sauce"

"Sure, that sound good"

She told the waitress: "they are pilots, give them todays special"

We got a free meal  and a cool story 8)


I bet you got more than that...  ;D

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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2008, 01:22:58 PM »
Quote from: Bruffy on August 20, 2008, 11:08:49 AM
Smuggling a 48 roll pack of toilet paper on the bottom of a grocery cart so other cash could go towards food.  It's been years; but, still works.
shit most of the time at Sam's or Costco the first thing they do is look at the bottom of your cart.
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Re: Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2008, 01:25:58 PM »
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