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How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« on: August 23, 2008, 11:40:05 AM »
It really doesn't matter one way or the other how swole you are, you know you are going to get premium pussy cuz you got it like that? Assume you are not genetically capable of getting fat, the bitches love you, you are hung over as a mutherfukkker, tried about 75 mgs. of ephedrine, a few cups of coffee, and you have no motivation. Oh, and you have to be at a party in about 5 hours so the clock is ticking. How do you millionaire pimps get motivated??????? Help a getbigger out here, been youtubing Rocky clips and believe it or not, it's not working :o
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2008, 11:43:03 AM »
Because if you workout today the pussy will keep lining up for years to come and you'll be able to enjoy it the rest of your life without viagra.
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2008, 11:43:31 AM »
If Rocky + Ephedra don't get you moving, you don't go, you're screwed :D

Go lay in the sun for a few hours, shower, do some push ups and band curls to pump up and you will be ready for the party tonight  ;)
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2008, 11:43:43 AM »
Quote from: danielson on August 23, 2008, 11:40:05 AM
It really doesn't matter one way or the other how swole you are, you know you are going to get premium pussy cuz you got it like that? Assume you are not genetically capable of getting fat, the bitches love you, you are hung over as a mutherfukkker, tried about 75 mgs. of ephedrine, a few cups of coffee, and you have no motivation. Oh, and you have to be at a party in about 5 hours so the clock is ticking. How do you millionaire pimps get motivated??????? Help a getbigger out here, been youtubing Rocky clips and believe it or not, it's not working :o

Think self improvement.

To me it's not about getting "pussy" but stroking my own ego.
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2008, 11:46:32 AM »
Quote from: LatsMcGee on August 23, 2008, 11:43:03 AM
Because if you workout today the pussy will keep lining up for years to come and you'll be able to enjoy it the rest of your life without viagra.

Sans Viagra you say? I break a 100 mg. in half and I can hammer a nail with my dick. Never take them sober or for daytime sex, but I swear by the things at night with a buzz. Thanks for the reply.
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2008, 11:47:55 AM »
Quote from: busyB on August 23, 2008, 11:43:31 AM
If Rocky + Ephedra don't get you moving, you don't go, you're screwed :D



I know, it's weird isn't it? Rocky usually does the trick every time!
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2008, 11:49:30 AM »
At that party, you're going to hook-up with a girl. Later that night she's gonna see you standing in front of her naked. Do you want her to giggle or do you want her to say, "Hell ya! That's what I'm talkin' about!!"

The choice is yours.
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2008, 11:50:36 AM »
why is it bad all of a sudden to look better than 99% of the population?  ???

Not only that but you would be stronger than most people
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2008, 11:50:55 AM »
Quote from: danielson on August 23, 2008, 11:46:32 AM
Sans Viagra you say? I break a 100 mg. in half and I can hammer a nail with my dick. Never take them sober or for daytime sex, but I swear by the things at night with a buzz. Thanks for the reply.

A friend of mine was 'stacking" viagra and cialis at one point.  He about killed his wife and was contemplating slamming his dick in the doorway.
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2008, 11:51:41 AM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on August 23, 2008, 11:49:30 AM
At that party, you're going to hook-up with a girl. Later that night she's gonna see you standing in front of her naked. Do you want her to giggle or do you want her to say, "Hell ya! That's what I'm talkin' about!!"

The choice is yours.

Now we are getting somewhere! That post was enough for me to go put on my warmup pants or whatever you call track pants nowadays. Getting closer and closer to making it to the gym! Help an old man work out guys, I am almost there!
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2008, 11:53:46 AM »
You could start drinking now, that way you will kill two birds with one stone, you will be pre-buzzed before the party (allowing you to go in pussy magnet mode that much faster), but more importantly it also can put you in that false alpha male thinking.  You now the kind that makes a skinny twink walk around with arms flared out thinking he's Brad Pitt. 

Sometimes that can get you motivated to hit the weights, it probably won't be very productive, but the important thing is that when you are drunk you will think it is the most productive workout you ever had.
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2008, 11:55:53 AM »
Quote from: technokc on August 23, 2008, 11:53:46 AM
You could start drinking now, that way you will kill two birds with one stone, you will be pre-buzzed before the party (allowing you to go in pussy magnet mode that much faster), but more importantly it also can put you in that false alpha male thinking.  You now the kind that makes a skinny twink walk around with arms flared out thinking he's Brad Pitt. 


Not bad, but at my age, 34, being the drunk of the party is the last thing you want to be. Get buzzed, hell even get drunk, but don't let on that you are fucked up. If I started drinking now, as much as I want to, I would be a mess by 10 o'clock if not sooner.
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2008, 11:56:52 AM »
Maybe if you get to the gym as soon as possible that little asian guy will take a few pics of you in your boxer briefs.
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2008, 11:57:48 AM »
Quote from: LatsMcGee on August 23, 2008, 11:56:52 AM
Maybe if you get to the gym as soon as possible that little asian guy will take a few pics of you in your boxer briefs.

Hahahahah! What a crazy little fella he is.  ;D
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2008, 11:59:59 AM »
Quote from: LatsMcGee on August 23, 2008, 11:50:55 AM
A friend of mine was 'stacking" viagra and cialis at one point.  He about killed his wife and was contemplating slamming his dick in the doorway.

my old lady works at a pharmacy and says a lot of people (younger dudes mostly) are on this "stack" .  apparently, it's really really bad for you.
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2008, 12:02:52 PM »
Invite two girls over.

Bench press and do curls in the living room (what else would you have there besides a bench?) while they take turns servicing you and each other between sets.

have one cook dinner while the other services you in the shower.

Enjoy a nice dinner with the 2 of them.

Put on some PPV or a DVD, and kick back. 


This isn't really a saturday night solution, more of a weeeknight for a getbigger.
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2008, 12:03:18 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on August 23, 2008, 11:59:59 AM
my old lady works at a pharmacy and says a lot of people (younger dudes mostly) are on this "stack" .  apparently, it's really really bad for you.

He did say he got awesome pumps in the gym though, whatever it takes! ;D
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2008, 12:06:59 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on August 23, 2008, 12:02:52 PM
Invite two girls over.

Bench press and do curls in the living room (what else would you have there besides a bench?) while they take turns servicing you and each other between sets.

have one cook dinner while the other services you in the shower.

Enjoy a nice dinner with the 2 of them.

Put on some PPV or a DVD, and kick back. 


This isn't really a saturday night solution, more of a weeeknight for a getbigger.

I like the way you think. But I am locked into this party tonight. Just to give you guys an idea of how hardcore my gym is I took this picture cuz some chick didn't believe me that there was a "no critics" rule allowed at my gym. I mean how can I stay away from this hardcore paradise?
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2008, 12:08:27 PM »
It really is a planet of fitness. 
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2008, 12:10:47 PM »
Quote from: LatsMcGee on August 23, 2008, 12:08:27 PM
It really is a planet of fitness. 

It's pretty fkn hardcore. Lunk alarm and everything. Free pizza on the first Monday of each month, you should see the fat fucks that show up for that ::)
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2008, 12:11:32 PM »
Yeah, it really it IS about self-improvement.

You can't let other people dictate your lifestyle.

It's all about yourself.
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2008, 12:12:40 PM »
Quote from: James Phoenix on August 23, 2008, 12:11:32 PM
Yeah, it really it IS about self-improvement.

You can't let other people dictate your lifestyle.

It's all about yourself.

You saying I should set off the lunk alarm?
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2008, 12:13:34 PM »
Quote from: danielson on August 23, 2008, 12:12:40 PM
You saying I should set off the lunk alarm?

What's that?
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2008, 12:15:52 PM »
Quote from: danielson on August 23, 2008, 11:40:05 AM
It really doesn't matter one way or the other how swole you are, you know you are going to get premium pussy cuz you got it like that? Assume you are not genetically capable of getting fat, the bitches love you, you are hung over as a mutherfukkker, tried about 75 mgs. of ephedrine, a few cups of coffee, and you have no motivation. Oh, and you have to be at a party in about 5 hours so the clock is ticking. How do you millionaire pimps get motivated??????? Help a getbigger out here, been youtubing Rocky clips and believe it or not, it's not working :o


Right now I'm watching the Barclays (golf) and since I have a 3:08 t time, I just imagine myself breaking 75 or shooting even par. Watching golf really gets me motivated 8) ;D
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Re: How do you get motivated to go to the gym if
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2008, 12:20:32 PM »
Quote from: James Phoenix on August 23, 2008, 12:13:34 PM
What's that?

That's when you grunt or drop weights. I am saving it for when I want to get out of my contract, but I think I only have 4 months left anyway.
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