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King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« on: August 29, 2008, 11:10:16 PM »
King, adopt this routine at the AC and you will go down in bodybuilding history!

1.Hike up the thong.

2.Plaster on thick layers of Pro Tan

3.First hit the stage with the 'moon walk' and just when the crowd is about to cream in their pants,   bring out the 'robot routine'.

4.Once you have won the crowd, smile, put your hand to your ear and wink. 

5.Walk off stage, then at the last minute, turn and do a 'double bicep'.

King, follow this plan and you will be immortalised into bodybuilding folklore. 

Good luck!
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2008, 11:19:54 PM »
sounds like a good routine
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2008, 11:25:28 PM »
I totally agree with Hank.  :P
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2008, 11:34:44 PM »
Depending on the callouts, try to find an opportunity to crank the thong deep into your ass crack.  The crowd will then be able to check out your striated glutes.

Yes, you have been talking obsessively about your striated glutes, and now is the time to showcase them!

Nothing will bring a bodybuilding audience to a state of rampant frenzy, more than the sight of a Pro wiggling his sweaty, striated butt cheeks!
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2008, 11:36:58 PM »
Quote from: Disgusted on August 29, 2008, 11:25:28 PM
I totally agree with Hank.  :P

I'm behind that girl all the way.  ;D
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2008, 11:43:17 PM »
King, start preparing your acceptance speech!
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2008, 12:05:01 AM »
I think this just may be the look that Hank is talking about.
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2008, 12:24:46 AM »
Didn't someone already do this.....oh nevermind...
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2008, 12:27:37 AM »
Quote from: Emmortal on August 30, 2008, 12:24:46 AM
Didn't someone already do this.....oh nevermind...

Pretty sure yor right.
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2008, 03:40:48 AM »
Kamali will shock and awe at the AC. 

Even though the fans deserted him long ago, this behemoth with the most appalling genetics of the modern era, is going to bring his A-Game.

Yes, Kamali will silence the haters.
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2008, 03:48:55 AM »
striated glutes are beauts
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2008, 03:49:25 AM »
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2008, 03:52:22 AM »
mars, what would you do with something like that?
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2008, 03:55:42 AM »
you tell me stud.

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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2008, 03:58:27 AM »
I would tell her smoking cigarettes is harmful to her health.
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2008, 04:10:54 PM »
Yeah, so it is OK for you to talk smack and criticise anyone and everyone?

But when 'the tables are turned' on you, it is a case of '' those haters are just jealous of me!''

King, you need to take a reality check. 

The industry and fans, criticise/despise you, not only for your poor genetics but fundamentally because of your attitude!
Yes, your attitude is crude and vile.

King, maybe it is time to reassess this persona you have carefully engineered!
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2008, 04:15:16 PM »
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Re: King Kamali; this routine is going to immortalize you!!!!
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2008, 07:14:19 PM »
 ;D
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