I got my hair cut.

[Ursus]

I look awesome.

Have a nice day

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

Guess what, nobody gives a shit you little attention whore.

[NarcissisticDeity]

I look awesome.

Have a nice day

Its about time you hippy

[Ursus]

I always have relatively short hair...hippy lol....you sound like red from That 70's Show...and my dad lol

[emn1964]

I took a wicked shit this morning.  I mean I filled the bowl.  Probably a record but I forgot to take a picture of it.

[Rimbaud]

Rock on. I salute you.

[Ursus]

I hate long shits when i not in the mood.

Like i get up most mornings and try to have a shit before my shower. Never really need to go. Then 30mins later i do. I kinda move it along and then have to go back up to shit. So annoying.

I should leave well alone. Though at 16 i was traumatised. The toilets in my school were notoriously bad. No seats shit everywhere piss everywhere no toilet roll. I needed a shit so bad. I lived too far away to go home. held it in for as long as i could then i started feeling sick and sweating with fear cos i thought i was going to shit myself.

I asked miss could i go to toilet, since i was out of hiospital they always gave me a by ball let me leave whn i needed to. No toilets shit worthy. I ran about for 20mins., When i found the odd clean toilet in the history block no toilet roll. I was really worrying...evenually had to use the teachers toilets...was a fine fine shit. Hovered still.

Moral of story never leave house without toilet roll

[emn1964]

I hate long shits when i not in the mood.

Like i get up most mornings and try to have a shit before my shower. Never really need to go. Then 30mins later i do. I kinda move it along and then have to go back up to shit. So annoying.

I should leave well alone. Though at 16 i was traumatised. The toilets in my school were notoriously bad. No seats shit everywhere piss everywhere no toilet roll. I needed a shit so bad. I lived too far away to go home. held it in for as long as i could then i started feeling sick and sweating with fear cos i thought i was going to shit myself.

I asked miss could i go to toilet, since i was out of hiospital they always gave me a by ball let me leave whn i needed to. No toilets shit worthy. I ran about for 20mins., When i found the odd clean toilet in the history block no toilet roll. I was really worrying...evenually had to use the teachers toilets...was a fine fine shit. Hovered still.

Moral of story never leave house without toilet roll

Damn, Goudy, that sounds like a recurring nightmare I have.  Except it doesn't end so nicely.

[rk272727]

i shaved your moms ass and back and went thru 8 razors on her ass

[Ursus]

Damn, Goudy, that sounds like a recurring nightmare I have.  Except it doesn't end so nicely.

Man it was awful. Just so scared to go to bog and contract meningitis but so worried that i would shit myself. Such an awful feeling and teh sick feeling is disgusting and the sweats make it worse so that your boxers cling to your skin...ah so bad

I always dream my teeth are falling out.

Wake up thinking thank fuck

[Tapeworm]

Man it was awful. Just so scared to go to bog and contract meningitis but so worried that i would shit myself. Such an awful feeling and teh sick feeling is disgusting and the sweats make it worse so that your boxers cling to your skin...ah so bad

I always dream my teeth are falling out.

Wake up thinking thank fuck

Hate to break it to you stud but Freud said that had to do with feelings of impotence or sexual inadequacy. 

[Ursus]

i read it was something to do with anxiety or change i dunno.

anywho i genuinely am scared of losing a tooth lol

[Tapeworm]

See a dentist immediately.

[Mars]

whats the problem, you could always have wiped your ass at home.

[bigkubby]

whats the problem, you could always have wiped your ass at home.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA