Oh I nearly forgot
Profesional body building : A guy takes AAS, GH, slin, DNP, eats enough on a day to feed an African village for a week, spends hours in gym picking up weights and working on machines that dont actually do anything.
On the day he dehaydrates, puts on fake colour, oils up and stands on stage near naked to show off his muscles.
But people find it entertaining, call it a sport, scream and cheer from the stands ( mainly guys any way), and the debate glute styrations for the rest of the year
