Chinese government offers services to Sarah Palin

[calmus]

According to MSNBC, the Chinese premier has offered to fix Sarah Palin's baby mama drama by issuing birth certificates and/or passports as required in return for trade concessions from the Mac-MILF administration.  He also offered to give Bristol an Olympic gold medal for gymnastics. 

[calmus]

Hahaha.  This shit keeps getting better, turns out the babies' daddy is self-proclaimed redneck who DOESN'T want kids.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/09012008/news/nationalnews/palin_admits_her_17_year_old_daughter_is_127025.htm

[marcus]

Bristol is a horrible name.

[calmus]

Yeah, it's the kind of name that would drive a kid to act out.

[Dreadlord]

Bristol is a horrible name.

Isn't that a name of a pack of cigs?

[HDPhysiques]

No, it's the town where ESPN is based.

[marcus]

She gave all of her kids fucked-up names.  Someone should have told her she's white, not black. 

What are the other names?

[timfogarty]

What are the other names?

Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig


Bristol and Willow are names of towns in Alaska.  Perhaps where they were conceived ?   Maybe that's true for all of them.  Piper aircraft are used throughout Alaska to fly to the bush towns.

[marcus]

Wow those names are fucking terrible.

[webcake]

Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig

Calling a down syndrome kid "Track" almost seems cruel 

[timfogarty]

Calling a down syndrome kid "Track" almost seems cruel 

no, that's Trig.  Track is the oldest.

[webcake]

no, that's Trig.  Track is the oldest.

phew, thats much better 

[LatsMcGee]

I figured the Chinese would just give her daughter the old back alley treatment no questions asked.

[timfogarty]

the thing about the family photo is that it had to be summer of 07, as Track went off to Basic Training in September of last year.   Trig was due in May 08, but was born prematurely.   so if I added right, neither Sarah or Bristol could have been pregnant when that photo was taken.

and here is Levi Johnston, Bristol's baby daddy.  (and who would name their kid Levi?   evangelicals, for one)

[LatsMcGee]

the thing about the family photo is that it had to be summer of 07, as Track went off to Basic Training in September of last year.   Trig was due in May 08, but was born prematurely.   so if I added right, neither Sarah or Bristol could have been pregnant when that photo was taken.

and here is Levi Johnston, Bristol's baby daddy.  (and who would name their kid Levi?   evangelicals, for one)

Bible beaters always have depraved children. 

[DK II]

Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig


Bristol and Willow are names of towns in Alaska.  Perhaps where they were conceived ?   Maybe that's true for all of them.  Piper aircraft are used throughout Alaska to fly to the bush towns.

bwahahaahahahaajh, WTF??

Those are the worst names i have ever heard.


PS, looks like these days "Bristol" is used to get high in Alaska instead of Piper.... 

[SAMSON123]

She gave all of her kids fucked-up names.  Someone should have told her she's white, not black. 

THAT'S WHY I AM ALL FOR WHITE STERILIZATION...CUTS DOWN ON THESE OUT OF WEDLOCK BABIES, BORN TO IDIOTS, WITH TERRIBLE NAMES

[Michaeloz]

I figured the Chinese would just give her daughter the old back alley treatment no questions asked.

No back alley treatment. All out in the open and very easy to get. About $50 US.

[gettinswole]

The Piper aircraft is build in my home town in Vero Beach FLorida.

[Cap]

THAT'S WHY I AM ALL FOR WHITE STERILIZATION...CUTS DOWN ON THESE OUT OF WEDLOCK BABIES, BORN TO IDIOTS, WITH TERRIBLE NAMES

As opposed to all the crack babies your people put out.  Go buy some Soul Glo and watch some Sanford and Son.

[Camel Jockey]

the thing about the family photo is that it had to be summer of 07, as Track went off to Basic Training in September of last year.   Trig was due in May 08, but was born prematurely.   so if I added right, neither Sarah or Bristol could have been pregnant when that photo was taken.

and here is Levi Johnston, Bristol's baby daddy.  (and who would name their kid Levi?   evangelicals, for one)

Epic redneck weird inbred facial hair.

[fearANDloathing]

As opposed to all the crack babies your people put out.  Go buy some Soul Glo and watch some Sanford and Son.

The crack baby syndrome was exaggerated to help fund the futile "War on drugs"  and for your info the Jheri curl has been OUT since the early 90's. The brothers from Cali were the last ones to wear that terrible style and even they retired that look.
Next time do some research before you throw out the racial insults.
** Although I must concede, Tamika, Shequanna, and Lakesha are every bit as bad as Track and Trig