Diagnosing CageFightis Dellusionitis

[Alex23]

ca·ge·fight·is de·lu·sion·i·tis    Pronunciation[kai-ge-fitis-di-loo-zhuhn-i-tiz] –noun

1. an act or instance of deluding oneself with large letter shirts, tribal tattoos, knee high black socks, thug-like sunglasses while sporting 160lb of skninny fatness
2. the state of being deluded and walking around in public area wearing "the gears" to feel more secure yet hitting a wall soon after 
3. a false belief or opinion about oneself hoping the people in the surroundings will react to clothing of tuffness
4. Psychiatry. a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual facts: see 2. and 3. 


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[Origin: 1375–1425; late ME < L délūsiōn- (s. of délūsiō), equiv. to délūs(us) (ptp. of délūdere; see delude) + -iōn- -ion]

—Related forms
de·lu·sion·al, de·lu·sion·ar·y,

—Synonyms 1. ass kicketis deceptionitits. See TapOut illusion.

[TechnoViking]

I'll give you this one...Not bad Alex, Not bad...Now if you could add some graffix ala the Palumboism thread, you may just bring this to gold status...

[marcus]

Lots of potential with this thread.

[calfzilla]

I have a friend who has that.  I've been waiting over 3 years to see him in the cage. 

[marcus]

http://www.gymstories.com/?page_id=144&album=1&gallery=13

[Alex23]

I have a friend who has that.  I've been waiting over 3 years to see him in the cage. 

It won't happen. There are not enough cages to go around.

[Alex23]

http://www.gymstories.com/?page_id=144&album=1&gallery=13

typical signs of the affliction.  Well done Marcus.

Once the delusion clears out late 20's, early 30's, this abomination will still be crawling his leg... and like Vuarnet of Converse, it will be a brand of the past. 

[marcus]

I don't see many "cage fighters" here. Is it much worse out there?

[webcake]

Cage fighting isn't a big deal here in Australia............... so far anyway. 

[TechnoViking]

typical signs of the affliction.  Well done Marcus.

Once the delusion clears out late 20's, early 30's, this abomination will still be crawling his leg... and like Vuarnet of Converse, it will be a brand of the past. 

This best thing this douch can hope for is tapout goes public and he buys up a silly amount of shares...

[Alex23]

This best thing this douch can hope for is tapout goes public and he buys up a silly amount of shares...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Michaeloz]

Cage fighting isn't a big deal here in Australia............... yet. 

Give it time

[titusisback]

hey homo, you said you'd stop posting 

[gordiano]

ca·ge·fight·is de·lu·sion·i·tis    Pronunciation[kai-ge-fitis-di-loo-zhuhn-i-tiz] –noun

1. an act or instance of deluding oneself with large letter shirts, tribal tattoos, knee high black socks, thug-like sunglasses while sporting 160lb of skninny fatness
2. the state of being deluded and walking around in public area wearing "the gears" to feel more secure yet hitting a wall soon after 
3. a false belief or opinion about oneself hoping the people in the surroundings will react to clothing of tuffness
4. Psychiatry. a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual facts: see 2. and 3. 


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[Origin: 1375–1425; late ME < L délūsiōn- (s. of délūsiō), equiv. to délūs(us) (ptp. of délūdere; see delude) + -iōn- -ion]

—Related forms
de·lu·sion·al, de·lu·sion·ar·y,

—Synonyms 1. ass kicketis deceptionitits. See TapOut illusion.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Symptoms of  CageFightis Dellusionitis:

1) Breaking into sudden bouts of shadow boxing

2) Unprovoked Stare Downs

3) Urge to Tattoo every limb, with silly logos or sayings

4) Difficulty standing still

5) The need to discuss every single UFC event in detail, even describing how they would beat a pro fighter

[gordiano]

Wow.....good thing I didn't get that "No Fear" Tat, back in high school.......

[BroadStreetBruiser]

They usually have shaved heads so they don't get their hair pulled. This comes in handy when a "sparring" session degenerates into gay sex.

[Dreadlord]

Added another definition

ca·ge·fight·is de·lu·sion·i·tis    Pronunciation[kai-ge-fitis-di-loo-zhuhn-i-tiz] –noun

1. an act or instance of deluding oneself with large letter shirts, tribal tattoos, knee high black socks, thug-like sunglasses while sporting 160lb of skninny fatness
2. the state of being deluded and walking around in public area wearing "the gears" to feel more secure yet hitting a wall soon after 
3. a false belief or opinion about oneself hoping the people in the surroundings will react to clothing of tuffness
4. Psychiatry. a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual facts: see 2. and 3. 

5) Bluto - infamous getbig poster and renowned cagefighter

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[Origin: 1375–1425; late ME < L délūsiōn- (s. of délūsiō), equiv. to délūs(us) (ptp. of délūdere; see delude) + -iōn- -ion]

—Related forms
de·lu·sion·al, de·lu·sion·ar·y,

—Synonyms 1. ass kicketis deceptionitits. See TapOut illusion.

[Red Hook]

I see nothing wrong with cage fighting, hell, I train everyday in preparation for some day entering the octagon. For the record that is a sweet tattoo. I was thinking of getting the same thing on my knuckles, so that when I make a fist people will run away in terror and fear.

sometimes when I use the squat rack area to jump rope and shadow box in between sets of pushups I see those the jealous "bodybuilders wanna be" givng me the eye....bunch of haters

[Dreadlord]

I see nothing wrong with cage fighting, hell, I train everyday in preparation for some day entering the octagon. For the record that is a sweet tattoo. I was thinking of getting the same thing on my knuckles, so that when I make a fist people will run away in terror and fear.

sometimes when I use the squat rack area to jump rope and shadow box in between sets of pushups I see those the jealous "bodybuilders wanna be" givng me the eye....bunch of haters

Ha ha ha

You tell 'em Red hook. Buncha juiced up posers probably walk the other way when you hit the kettlebells.
What are they gonna do?
Complain on getbig?

 


Wear with pride

[dr.chimps]

LOL. Not bad. Not bad. I would have added a DSM-IV linky, tho. 

[RZA]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Symptoms of  CageFightis Dellusionitis:

1) Breaking into sudden bouts of shadow boxing

2) Unprovoked Stare Downs

3) Urge to Tattoo every limb, with silly logos or sayings

4) Difficulty standing still

5) The need to discuss every single UFC event in detail, even describing how they would beat a pro fighter

Happens a lot at my gym, some guys will even go fetch the 5 pounds weights to show extra-skills.
Comes also with the (optional) failed roundhouse kick.
Also bad form push-ups in between sets of shadow boxing seems to be highly regarded.

[_bruce_]

bahahaha - tapout monsters everywhere 

[Dreadlord]

Happens a lot at my gym, some guys will even go fetch the 5 pounds weights to show extra-skills.
Comes also with the (optional) failed roundhouse kick.
Also bad form push-ups in between sets of shadow boxing seems to be highly regarded.

 

[Alex23]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Symptoms of  CageFightis Dellusionitis:

1) Breaking into sudden bouts of shadow boxing

2) Unprovoked Stare Downs

3) Urge to Tattoo every limb, with silly logos or sayings

4) Difficulty standing still

5) The need to discuss every single UFC event in detail, even describing how they would beat a pro fighter

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! The great gordiano himself.

[elite_lifter]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! The great gordiano himself.

I thought you retired from getbig you FFF! How is the engagement to Flexs' sister going