I want a government that picks up my trash every week and paves my roads and then just stays the fuck out of my life.
I want a government that teaches my children how to put a condom on a banana and teaches them that controversial and
private sexual lifestyles are okay.
I want a government that executes it's own citizens and kills it unborn babies but claims life is sacred.
I want a government that spends more money than it has for government programs then borrows money from China when it needs more.
I want a government that tells me I can't smoke medicinal marijuana because it's dangerous and unhealthy and a gateway drug but let's me damage my liver with alcohol.
I want a government that has a busy body foreign policy and sacrifices the lives of the men and women of our armed forces so we can play Team America (Fuck Yeah!) World Police and protect our claim to oil.
I want a government that is a puppet of a central bank made up of investors that are not elected by the people of America.
I want a government that .... meh I'll be here all day.
I agree with Bindare. Pickup my trash, pave my roads, provide for our social infrastructure then piss off.