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Hugo Chavez

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I wanted BJ for my birthday
« on: September 05, 2008, 08:22:24 PM »
Instead she gave me a Joe Dirt DVD and a tool box. >:(
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 08:25:16 PM »
That's your fault.  You knew who she was when you married her and you chose to look past it.
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Hugo Chavez

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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 08:28:11 PM »
Quote from: TerminalPower on September 05, 2008, 08:25:16 PM
That's your fault.  You knew who she was when you married her and you chose to look past it.
that's ok, I have 4 more to go.  being mormon is awesome :)
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 08:29:34 PM »
Quote from: TerminalPower on September 05, 2008, 08:25:16 PM
That's your fault.  You knew who she was when you married her and you chose to look past it.
No! Can't believe I'm defendin' this quy, but THAT SUCKS AS A PRESENT! You gotta train 'em Hugo. My last b-day I got two bj's and a X360 game. Plus a quiet week to beat it and a STEAK dinner.
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 08:35:05 PM »
Quote from: Cardfan on September 05, 2008, 08:29:34 PM
No! Can't believe I'm defendin' this quy, but THAT SUCKS AS A PRESENT! You gotta train 'em Hugo. My last b-day I got two bj's and a X360 game. Plus a quiet week to beat it and a STEAK dinner.
LOL ;D
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 08:38:03 PM »
youre a mormon lib? bwaha!

thats great.
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 08:40:15 PM »
Quote from: 2ND COMING on September 05, 2008, 08:38:03 PM
youre a mormon lib? bwaha!

thats great.
LOL :D  One time I passed out Michael Moore hats at church.  It was really funny but I had to dye my hair and change my name after that.
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 08:42:29 PM »
Quote from: 2ND COMING on September 05, 2008, 08:38:03 PM
youre a mormon lib? bwaha!

thats great.

Yea, you know he isn't both.  He must not be LDS.
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 08:46:22 PM »
Quote from: TerminalPower on September 05, 2008, 08:42:29 PM
Yea, you know he isn't both.  He must not be LDS.
What LDS?
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Hugo Chavez

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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2008, 08:51:03 PM »
Quote from: Cardfan on September 05, 2008, 08:46:22 PM
What LDS?

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints  Totally...

membership has its purks ;D
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 09:11:38 PM »
Ain't no way you're a More-Mon dude.

Sorry.
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Hugo Chavez

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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2008, 09:25:16 PM »
Quote from: Hereford on September 05, 2008, 09:11:38 PM
Ain't no way you're a More-Mon dude.

Sorry.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=203730.msg2807895#msg2807895
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=81075.msg1157290#msg1157290

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on June 28, 2006, 01:39:34 AM
Jehova's Witness Folk are going to hell... All o them... Sorry!!!  Have you been introduced to the only one and true book, The Book of Mormon?  PM me and I'll be glad to help you. 

“Monogamy, or restrictions by law to ONE WIFE, IS NO PART OF THE ECONOMY OF HEAVEN AMONG MEN. Such a system was commenced by the founders of the Roman empire....Rome became the mistress of the world, and introduced this order of monogamy wherever her sway was acknowledged. Thus this MONOGAMIC ORDER OF MARRIAGE, so esteemed by modern Christians as a HOLY SACRAMENT and DIVINE INSTITUTION, is nothing but a system established by a SET OF ROBBERS....
“Why do we believe in and practice polygamy? Because the Lord introduced it to his servants in a revelation given to Joseph Smith, and the Lord's servants have always practised it. 'And IS THAT RELIGION POPULAR IN HEAVEN?' IT IS THE ONLY POPULAR RELIGION THERE,...”--Brigham Young

I still have a few Michael Moore hats if you want one.
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2008, 10:28:33 PM »
ok , maybe you are...

Hell, I dunno.

And hell yea I want one of those hats!!!   Are they red?
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2008, 11:33:14 PM »
Quote from: 2ND COMING on September 05, 2008, 08:38:03 PM
youre a mormon lib?

berserker = Mitt Romney?
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2008, 11:37:17 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 05, 2008, 11:33:14 PM
berserker = Mitt Romney?
I'm Mitt Romney after 5 margaritas :D
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2008, 11:40:39 PM »
Quote from: Hugo Chavez on September 05, 2008, 11:37:17 PM
I'm Mitt Romney after 5 margaritas :D

i bet your hair isn't as nice.

and I bet your lawn service doesn't employ as many as his did in mass!
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2008, 11:41:06 PM »
Quote from: Hugo Chavez on September 05, 2008, 11:37:17 PM
I'm Mitt Romney after 5 margaritas :D

do u remember his exit speech? he was screaming like a fucking looney as if he'll be a force to reckon with in 4 years, what a chode
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2008, 11:48:24 PM »
Quote from: 2ND COMING on September 05, 2008, 11:41:06 PM
do u remember his exit speech? he was screaming like a fucking looney as if he'll be a force to reckon with in 4 years, what a chode

he will be a beast in 4 years.  who can come close?

mccain's losing ground in more states today (the middle undecided states are moving toward obama) and if I had to bet the resnt check, I'd say obama will have enough states.

I know, palin gives a great prepared speech, and if you prefer conservatives like Bob Barr, you're a lib ???

But yeah, Romney will be a monster in 2012.
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2008, 11:50:32 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 05, 2008, 11:40:39 PM
i bet your hair isn't as nice.

and I bet your lawn service doesn't employ as many as his did in mass!
lol, no, my hair has a long way to be like Mitt's.  Right now I'm perfecting my white trash hairstyle :D
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2008, 11:56:45 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 05, 2008, 11:48:24 PM
he will be a beast in 4 years.  who can come close?

mccain's losing ground in more states today (the middle undecided states are moving toward obama) and if I had to bet the resnt check, I'd say obama will have enough states.

I know, palin gives a great prepared speech, and if you prefer conservatives like Bob Barr, you're a lib ???

But yeah, Romney will be a monster in 2012.
I'm still shocked huckabee didn't get into the VP.  There was something creepy (look good be evil) about him.  Mitt seems way to fake, like he looks up what to say against the dems in his 1985 encyclopedia or something.  If he's ever going to have a chance he best hire some different speech writers.
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2008, 12:04:57 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 05, 2008, 11:48:24 PM
he will be a beast in 4 years.  who can come close?

mccain's losing ground in more states today (the middle undecided states are moving toward obama) and if I had to bet the resnt check, I'd say obama will have enough states.

I know, palin gives a great prepared speech, and if you prefer conservatives like Bob Barr, you're a lib ???

But yeah, Romney will be a monster in 2012.

u seem pretty fond of ol' mormon, whats his novelty dude? a satisfactory $$$ man?

so you would take romney over obamer this year?

and meh im an "independant" if you will, more if a fiscal conservative/lib social. i just want shit done dude, we all do
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2008, 12:17:34 AM »
I liked romney.  cheating prick during the debates.  but he knows money.  would have helped the economy a bit.  and he'd let me keep my guns.

he WAS the most composed and presidential of the bunch, til he and rudy detroyed each other.  suddenly mccain, who slept thru the debates, was the only one left without a whiner, lib, douchebag, or dumball tag.
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2008, 01:04:50 AM »
seriously it's your b-day?

Happy birthday!

funny thread
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Re: I wanted BJ for my birthday
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2008, 01:06:14 AM »
Quote from: MB_722 on September 06, 2008, 01:04:50 AM
seriously it's your b-day?

Happy birthday!

funny thread
thanks lol ;D
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