I firmly believe this.
I have met the so called 'Ron Avidan' before. Hell, I have even ate orange chicken with the mythical figure. I believe that the real Ron Avidan is cryptogenic organism made of mimetic poly-alloy...
All the ways you wish you could be, Rons that. Ron looks like you wanna look, fucks like you wanna fuck, Ron is smart, capable, and most importantly, he is free in all the ways that you are not.
A true greek god standing amongst us. (just for Bob - No Homo)