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emn1964

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Need Help.
« on: September 09, 2008, 10:43:05 AM »
Ok, my girlfriend just asked me to take her to see "Nights at Rodanthe" with Richard Gere and Diane Lane.  What should I tell her in order that I retain my manhood.  Thanks in advance for your help.
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 10:46:20 AM »
                      no
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2008, 10:46:53 AM »
diane lane is hot as fuck.
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2008, 10:47:10 AM »
dude, stop bein a jackoff. Just go with her man, it'd probably make her happy. Your insecurity can be smelled a mile away.
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2008, 10:47:31 AM »
Quote from: emn1964 on September 09, 2008, 10:43:05 AM
Ok, my girlfriend just asked me to take her to see "Nights at Rodanthe" with Richard Gere and Diane Lane.  What should I tell her in order that I retain my manhood.  Thanks in advance for your help.

take her do the movie.

then come home and do somethng sexually which has previously been forbidden.  Stick it in her can if that's been off-limits.  get out the camcorder and make a movie.  invite one of her friends over.

women know they have pushed your limits by making them see this bullshit horrible movie.

you must push hers to retain your manhood.
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2008, 10:47:45 AM »
Wow are you an insecure douchebag!
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2008, 10:50:15 AM »
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2008, 10:53:02 AM »
Go.  Wait for a tender love scene, and whisper in her ear that Gere probably has a gerbil in his ass there.

Ffs just go.  Maybe you'll enjoy it.  Just don't put on some macho front.  That screams scared little boy.
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 11:18:40 AM »
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2008, 11:20:45 AM »
translation: can someone lend me 14 dollars so i can go see the richard gere movie twice by myself?
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 11:22:31 AM »
You don't have a girlfriend and you only made the thread to receive attention....

Now go away
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2008, 11:46:56 AM »
If Diane gets naked in that movie then go see it.  If not then tell your girl no you will not watch that movie.  If she makes a big deal about it then remember there are 3 billion women in the world. 
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2008, 12:03:15 PM »
Tazer, Lighter Fluid, Morphine, Desert.
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2008, 12:13:06 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 09, 2008, 10:47:31 AM
take her do the movie.

then come home and do somethng sexually which has previously been forbidden.  Stick it in her can if that's been off-limits.  get out the camcorder and make a movie.  invite one of her friends over.

women know they have pushed your limits by making them see this bullshit horrible movie.

you must push hers to retain your manhood.

Pure genius Rob.  Thanks so much for everyone's help.
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Re: Need Help.
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2008, 12:14:25 PM »
Have her blow you during the movie.

..didn't moosejay start a thread like this :-\
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