farting on wooden chairs

[JOHN MATRIX]

has anyone else noticed how much more entertaining it is when you fart while sitting on a wooden chair as opposed to a different kind of chair? the way the wood amplifies the sound is so much better. its like a loud machine gun type popping sometimes. if anyone is near by it is so much funnier because it is always a noticeable and notable fart.

[Mars]

mine smell so fucking bad right now. im constantly on the outlook if someone tries to enter my room.

[avesher]

[titusisback]

Office chairs are the worst. The smell gets stuck to the foam under your ass if you fart on the same chair for years. It's just amazing how you can smell the fart 24/7 by sticking your nose right next to it. How is that even possible? 

[Mars]

Office chairs are the worst. The smell gets stuck to the foam under your ass if you fart on the same chair for years. It's just amazing how you can smell the fart 24/7 by sticking your nose right next to it. How is that even possible? 

hahaha so recognisable. the chairs i ruined that way.

[titusisback]

Since the smell seems infinite, someone should figure out how to turn that into energy - voila - endless source of energy.

Thank me later for solving the energy crisis

[wood]

love it when the girls in my office turn the corner on my cube and i've just ripped a crop duster, lol...if they'd only warn me they're coming over, haha...my office chair is getting violated as we speak, about time to bring in the Febreze!

[youandme]

love it when the girls in my office turn the corner on my cube and i've just ripped a crop duster, lol...if they'd only warn me they're coming over, haha...my office chair is getting violated as we speak, about time to bring in the Febreze!

lol, that makes it worse, it's like your trying to cover it, but the air freshner actually makes the smell linger longer

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[Parker]

lol, that makes it worse, it's like your trying to cover it, but the air freshner actually makes the smell linger longer

Use hand cleaner...you know how everybody is soo germ-phobic now. Once you ripped one, just go to the hand cleanser and plop some on your hands, hides the scent right away...and everybody thinks you are soo fresh and clean, and considerate.

[boonasty]

It's just amazing how you can smell the fart 24/7 by sticking your nose right next to it.

pics or it didnt happen

[wood]

I know it's juvenile, but this is hours of fun:

http://soundboards.com/?view=95

[Karl Kox]

has anyone else noticed how much more entertaining it is when you fart while sitting on a wooden chair as opposed to a different kind of chair? the way the wood amplifies the sound is so much better. its like a loud machine gun type popping sometimes. if anyone is near by it is so much funnier because it is always a noticeable and notable fart.

a good hard plastic one will do too.  Sometimes they tickle your balls

[d0nny2600]

Farting in a car with the windows up and heating on full is hilarious.

[El_Pajero]

mine smell so fucking bad right now. im constantly on the outlook if someone tries to enter my room.

i thought you didnt believe in farting?