I just cracked one off what else is new
LOL Try cracking one off while taking a shit! That's a quality explosion.
actually,...unfortunately..done that
Nicely done...next step is to get a blow job while taking a shit.
unfortunately i'm pretty sure my current girlfriend would do that for me except i wouldn't wanna degrade her like that...i kinda like her a lot
Oh thats no good then...someone else will have to do it...afterwards she will probably gag...while puking in the toilet shove her head in the shitty puke...chicks love that!