Are you by chance related to the infamous Jonah Falcon?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_FalconFalcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises. He also gained additional coverage after Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in June 2003.
In early 2006, he appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called "The World's Biggest Penis." His reportedly large size also led him to several appearances on the Howard Stern radio program.
Falcon claims to have a penis that is 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[3]
