the idiots and weirdos in my gym!! (truth thread-im not making this up)

[NaturalWonder83]

hey guys

like many of u people i work in the fintess industry in a gym

sure the days can be boring at times but i find the characters in a gym can be enetertianing!

here are some of the people that i have come to know over the years

And just to let u know-im not making these guys up (and not trying to be funny)

 there is peter who is about 75 years old and is 6 feet-hes homeless but someone pays for his membership to the gym..he walks around the gym looking for rides home but is not allowed to ask cuz once a member gave him a ride and he threw himself sgainst the windshideld to fake getting hurt-he has a pungent smell to him and his body is pasty and disgusting looking-he claims to know evrything and will talk to u for hours on end on subjects u dont cares about...he also considers himelf a hardcore fintess persson and iwll be down int he gym for hours doing benching and dumbell flies laying in floor-he asks people to hand himm the wieghts and his whole body will shake as he does thesse-he does these by the decline press and one time a kid was benching and the bar tipped an dthe plate fell on petes shoulder-he scream in pain when it happen

then there is the skinny asian dude who practices his kaarte in the gym and we both hate eachother-long time ago i was working the desk and was reading a book and he comes up, snaps his faingers in my face and tells me to replace the water bottles in freezer case-since then we give achother dirty looks-when he walks in he walks by real quick and looks at me with scorn... and i laughed at him the other day cuz he adjusted a seat as he was on it in the rowing machine and it knocked him backwards haha loser revenge

then there is this punk kid who wears these big ass headphones from the 80s who slams everyhting in the gym-lord i feel like throwing a barbell at him-since then i also dont speak to him and i give him evil looks as he walks in

thats all i can think of now

everyone please tell about your idiots and weirdos in your gym...im bored

[NaturalWonder83]

hi sarah
not trying to be funny this time

im bored and thought id type about the poeple in my gym

[Jeffro]

Be honest.  You made all that stupid shit up, didnt you? 

[NaturalWonder83]

Be honest.  You made all that stupid shit up, didnt you? 

actually no

i make up stuff sometimes but not this

[avesher]

well soon you will narrow down where you are---oh I havent forgotten--

[NaturalWonder83]

well soon you will narrow down where you are---oh I havent forgotten--

ya know avesher-ive done some thinking and i agree w/ your points-im gonna try to post differently now and not dumb posts-i hope u are well today

[avesher]

ya know avesher-ive done some thinking and i agree w/ your points-im gonna try to post differently now and not dumb posts-i hope u are well today

huh 

[NaturalWonder83]

huh 

u were right-my posts were dumb in the past-thank u for making me wake up and realize-ive been spenmding 2 much time on this computer

[Army of One]

And just to let u know-im not making these guys up (and not trying to be funny)

then there is peter who is about 75 years old and is 6 feet-hes homeless but someone pays for his membership to the gym.

Epic continuity problem from copy and paste of said stories from another site.

[NaturalWonder83]

Epic continuity problem from copy and paste of said stories from another site.

i dont get what u mean? i changed his name to peter so i didnt use his real name on here?
oh i get what u mean
i deleted a paragraph i typed before the peter story

[Hereford]

My gym is full of mexicans who just hang out and yap at each other the whole time...

[Big Worm]

hey guys

like many of u people i work in the fintess industry in a gym

sure the days can be boring at times but i find the characters in a gym can be enetertianing!

here are some of the people that i have come to know over the years

And just to let u know-im not making these guys up (and not trying to be funny)

then there is peter who is about 75 years old and is 6 feet-hes homeless but someone pays for his membership to the gym..he walks around the gym looking for rides home but is not allowed to ask cuz once a member gave him a ride and he threw himself sgainst the windshideld to fake getting hurt-he has a pungent smell to him and his body is pasty and disgusting looking-he claims to know evrything and will talk to u for hours on end on subjects u dont cares about...he also considers himelf a hardcore fintess persson and iwll be down int he gym for hours doing benching and dumbell flies laying in floor-he asks people to hand himm the wieghts and his whole body will shake as he does thesse-he does these by the decline press and one time a kid was benching and the bar tipped an dthe plate fell on petes shoulder-he scream in pain when it happen

then there is the skinny asian dude who practices his kaarte in the gym and we both hate eachother-long time ago i was working the desk and was reading a book and he comes up, snaps his faingers in my face and tells me to replace the water bottles in freezer case-since then we give achother dirty looks-when he walks in he walks by real quick and looks at me with scorn... and i laughed at him the other day cuz he adjusted a seat as he was on it in the rowing machine and it knocked him backwards haha loser revenge

then there is this punk kid who wears these big ass headphones from the 80s who slams everyhting in the gym-lord i feel like throwing a barbell at him-since then i also dont speak to him and i give him evil looks as he walks in

thats all i can think of now

everyone please tell about your idiots and weirdos in your gym...im bored

Bullshit! You don't have a job!

[McFarland]

I honestly think that Chris Bell originally envisioned Bigger Faster Stronger as essentially a documentary about the freaks of Gold's Venice. 

[Banner]

failed attempt at bein' funny.

-Sarah

E X P L A I N

[McFarland]

E X P L A I N

 

 

[gordiano]

failed attempt at bein' funny.

-Sarah

Is that you in your avatar?

If so, got a bigger/better pic?

[Wiggs]

failed attempt at bein' funny.

-Sarah

So what are you supposed to be a chick or something?.......Gimmick

[chaos]

Is that you in your avatar?

If so, got a bigger/better pic?

Yes, post a bigger pic Sarah from the 619.

[Jeffro]

Is that you in your avatar?

If so, got a bigger/better pic?

Yea, and make sure youre naked with your ass spread in the new pic, please.

[Rampage]

hey guys

like many of u people i work in the fintess industry in a gym

sure the days can be boring at times but i find the characters in a gym can be enetertianing!

here are some of the people that i have come to know over the years

And just to let u know-im not making these guys up (and not trying to be funny)

then there is peter who is about 75 years old and is 6 feet-hes homeless but someone pays for his membership to the gym..he walks around the gym looking for rides home but is not allowed to ask cuz once a member gave him a ride and he threw himself sgainst the windshideld to fake getting hurt-he has a pungent smell to him and his body is pasty and disgusting looking-he claims to know evrything and will talk to u for hours on end on subjects u dont cares about...he also considers himelf a hardcore fintess persson and iwll be down int he gym for hours doing benching and dumbell flies laying in floor-he asks people to hand himm the wieghts and his whole body will shake as he does thesse-he does these by the decline press and one time a kid was benching and the bar tipped an 1) dthe plate fell on petes shoulder-he scream in pain when it happen

then there is the skinny asian dude who practices his kaarte in the gym and we both hate eachother-long time ago i was working the desk and was reading a book and he comes up, 2) snaps his faingers in my face and tells me to replace the water bottles in freezer case-since then we give achother dirty looks-when he walks in he walks by real quick and looks at me with scorn... and i laughed at him the other day cuz he adjusted a seat as he was on it in the rowing machine and it knocked him backwards haha loser revenge

then there is this punk kid who wears these big ass headphones from the 80s who slams everyhting in the gym-lord i feel like throwing a barbell at him-since then i also dont speak to him and i give him evil looks as he walks in

thats all i can think of now

everyone please tell about your idiots and weirdos in your gym...im bored

1)....what is this bullshit ?!!!??



2) id also do that to you...no bigge

[jaejonna]

let this thread be a lesson to all who think it is a good idea to write about the ppl in your gym.... its not, unless you do it like this ...


" Hahahah oh brother , this mammouth behemoth monster weighing 165 lbs soaking wet was standing over me while i was at the pec-deck. I asked him 'hey brah, whats the deal bro why you all in my grill?' he replied..."I needed a spot on the hammer strenght machine, im tryin to do my max..." ...I laughed and told him that when his grandmother picks him up, you should tell her to come inside so she could do that wieght ...(then i laughed ) ...he looked at me and ran away. As I was leaving the gym I walked by the counter an noticed that the 'beast' was trying to cancel his membership and told the manager that he just bought 'The Perfect Push-up' hahahahah gayer than duct taped pictures in your bathroom of famous 'BB' to give you inspiration as you pose in the mirror hahahaha

[Sangreal]

You kiddos spend too much time trying to entertain each other.


This place has so not changed in 5yrs...

-Sarah

[QuakerOats]

You kiddos spend too much time trying to entertain each other.


This place has so not changed in 5yrs...

-Sarah

is that you in your avatar picture "sarah?

[Mars]

i dont know dave.

[emn1964]

I think all that shit in his post is true.  Because if it were made up it would actually be funny.