Not sure how to respond: Friend went over the top (BBING RELATED)

[Deputy D]

Hey guys,

My friend who is a dispatcher and heavily into the sport of bodybuilding came over the other day. When he entered my apartment, I noticed he brought a grocery bag with him. Once we greeted, he handed me a pair of expensive Calvin Klein underwear. They were not exotic cut nor were they skimpy in the least. He said he saw them on sale and it was too good of an offer to pass up so he got a pair for himself and I. Apparently his reasoning was from several months ago when I explained to him how my current underwear rubs my inner thighs when I squat. These briefs feel great when I squat - I do recommend them at the expense of sounding gay.

I got embarrassed and did not thank him. I feel like a jackass now. He has never had a girl friend but we once tag teamed this veiny-headed bitch together.

[240 is Back]

I think you should keep hanging out with this dude.  Sounds like a good chap.  Mention you like Jewelry and Tommy cologne.  See if he doesn't deliver.

[Cromespyder]

you guys sound like butt buddies to me.

[Deputy D]

you guys sound like butt buddies to me.

Would you recommend calling him out on it?

I am trying to figure out if I should call him or not at this very moment. If I do, I need to record it or something and post it on getbig. He is a good friend of mine but this is weird. Hell, I saw my first porn movie at this guy's house. We both got under separate covers and jerked off. Little did I know he would turn out like this ! lol

[Army of One]

A failure as a gimmick.

[Cromespyder]

Would you recommend calling him out on it?

I am trying to figure out if I should call him or not at this very moment. If I do, I need to record it or something and post it on getbig. He is a good friend of mine but this is weird. Hell, I saw my first porn movie at this guy's house. We both got under separate covers and jerked off. Little did I know he would turn out like this ! lol

rofl, i just remembered me and 2 of my friends doing the same thing..lol. it seems so gay now and i dont know what i/we were thinking, then we showed eachother our cum..i think i was 14 at the time...

call him out on what, being gay?

[Harley Buckshot]

wtf man why wouldnt u have thanked him? U sound like a kid or something with all this "ooohh i wonder if its gay" bullshit. stop bein a dickhead. not many guys would do that for that very reason... quit bein so narrow minded

[chaos]

 

[Deputy D]

wtf man why wouldnt u have thanked him? U sound like a kid or something with all this "ooohh i wonder if its gay" bullshit. stop bein a dickhead. not many guys would do that for that very reason... quit bein so narrow minded

Have you bought a friend underwear before?

[McFarland]

 

[Harley Buckshot]

Have you bought a friend underwear before?

no, but ive also never jacked off in the same bed with a guy before either

[The_Leafy_Bug]

Hey guys,

My friend who is a dispatcher and heavily into the sport of bodybuilding came over the other day. When he entered my apartment, I noticed he brought a grocery bag with him. Once we greeted, he handed me a pair of expensive Calvin Klein underwear. They were not exotic cut nor were they skimpy in the least. He said he saw them on sale and it was too good of an offer to pass up so he got a pair for himself and I. Apparently his reasoning was from several months ago when I explained to him how my current underwear rubs my inner thighs when I squat. These briefs feel great when I squat - I do recommend them at the expense of sounding gay.

I got embarrassed and did not thank him. I feel like a jackass now. He has never had a girl friend but we once tag teamed this veiny-headed bitch together.

Yes, my friend as well bought me some CK3245's and i wear them quite often. The particular cut accentuates quad sweep as well as prevents chaffing serving for a nice fit. It also offers support. I figured this would be a nice time to display my ck3592s.

[Deputy D]

no, but ive also never jacked off in the same bed with a guy before either

THAT'S NOT ASHLEY ROGERS!!!

[Deputy D]

Yes, my friend as well bought me some CK3245's and i wear them quite often. The particular cut accentuates quad sweep as well as prevents chaffing serving for a nice fit. It also offers support. I figured this would be a nice time to display my ck3592s.

This is not priest lee.

[Harley Buckshot]

a

[Deputy D]

a

That guy with the mustache looks like he chews beef jerky by the barrel.

[Captain Equipoise]

Mention your wristwatch is broken and you were recently looking at Breitling's as a possible replacement

[youandme]

nah sounds like an ok guy, whenever ya tag team a bitch ya brothas

[wes mantooth]

this thread is bringing out teh gay in a bunch of you....


how bout not wearing underwear at all? underwear is for women and kids who still shit their pants.

hope this "heps"

[Wiggs]

Wow, this one is riding the line.  I would feel uncomfortable with it but I would still thank him.  BTW tag teaming is gay of your not a porn star.

[chaos]

Wow, this one is riding the line.  I would feel uncomfortable with it but I would still thank him.  BTW tag teaming is gay of your not a porn star.

Says the guy that jerks it to "Chicks with Dicks".........