Author Topic: How to trick dr's to give u pain medicine? (Read 9752 times)

boonstack · « **on:** September 16, 2008, 10:42:10 AM »

I just watched some show on t.v. about some woman who has been to the dr. 50 times in 3 months complaining of "pain" all over her body and she walks out with badass painkillers. What the hell do I have to do to get some morphine/hydrocodone? "Hey dr, i got a headache..."? I dont wanna break my wrist... any fakers out there?

240 is Back · « **Reply #1 on:** September 16, 2008, 10:59:30 AM »

The trick - seriously - is to visit a poor doctor in a poor area of town. Get your textbook list of requirements, pay cash for your appointment, and be the perfect patient. Each time, ask for a little bit more painkillers for a little bit more pain. The doctors want to cover their asses legally and not go to jail or get sued, but it's no hair off their back if you're a lifetiem "pain mgmt" candidate living on Roxy for the rest of your days.

Be polite, be cool, know what you want, be patient, and do it at a doc in the crappy area of town, even if you hate sitting in line at the clinic. Just give the same story... find the symptoms for a degenerative back condition which doesn't show up on xrays, maybs soft trauma, and run with it.

I have used vicodin maybe 3 times in my life, and avoid painkillers altogether. but my bro ran a pharmacy, and he always saw the people piping in from the same certain doctors for years, with progressively bigger painkiller loads.

No Patience · « **Reply #2 on:** September 16, 2008, 10:59:32 AM »

Quote from: boonstack on September 16, 2008, 10:42:10 AM

I just watched some show on t.v. about some woman who has been to the dr. 50 times in 3 months complaining of "pain" all over her body and she walks out with badass painkillers. What the hell do I have to do to get some morphine/hydrocodone? "Hey dr, i got a headache..."? I dont wanna break my wrist... any fakers out there?

just look up bullshit medical problems like fibromyalgia symtoms and go to the doctor and tell him/her that is how you feel

fibromyalgia is just a made up medical term for people that want pain killers

fat women = fibromyalgia

shootfighter1 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 16, 2008, 11:46:44 AM »

Great advice 240...very responsible. Idiot.

Ursus · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2008, 11:49:15 AM »

buy kaline and morphine liquid. Leave it for a day to settle. Syringe out the Kaline...Boom liquid morphine.

Neurofen plus used to be half codine, half paracetamol...u cud break them in half and discard the para and take codine. Now they worked this out and mixed them up

Meso_z · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2008, 12:17:37 PM »

I still wonder why do some people "live" with painkillers? addiction? $:-\$

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #6 on:** September 16, 2008, 12:42:11 PM »

This is pretty pathetic. If you are this desperate for them, buy them off the streets. Hell they will be cheaper than paying for office visit plus pharmacy cost.

dutchmanart · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2008, 12:53:43 PM »

Not if you have good insurance. I know several older people who get their pain killer scrips each month and then turn around and sell them to other people.

It's sad because they only keep a portion for themselves and basically have to sell the rest to pay their monthly bills. You can probably sell 100 vicodins for 5 bucks a pop for 500 dollars on thye street.

It's sad but true.

dutchmanart · « **Reply #8 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:04:35 PM »

sorry double posted

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #9 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:12:38 PM »

Here in Ft Lauderdale, you can find 500 count bulk bottles of vicodin that jump out of distribution centers trucks on the way to pharmacies and will go home with you for $375.

Petrucci · « **Reply #10 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:16:02 PM »

all nubain

jtsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** September 16, 2008, 01:17:14 PM »

i'd like some fentnyl or however you spell it suppose to be so powerful it kills you !!!!!!

BFP · « **Reply #12 on:** September 16, 2008, 07:21:18 PM »

You could get blown up like i did. Ive got bottomless bottles (basically) of oxy's and norcos. I dont take them very much, but when I need them they are a fucking godsend.

Jason

Harley Buckshot · « **Reply #13 on:** September 16, 2008, 07:31:02 PM »

what happened to u jason

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #14 on:** September 16, 2008, 07:37:16 PM »

Quote from: Harley Buckshot on September 16, 2008, 07:31:02 PM

what happened to u jason

he got blown up. duh!

4thAD · « **Reply #15 on:** September 16, 2008, 07:38:01 PM »

Quote from: boonstack on September 16, 2008, 10:42:10 AM

I just watched some show on t.v. about some woman who has been to the dr. 50 times in 3 months complaining of "pain" all over her body and she walks out with badass painkillers. What the hell do I have to do to get some morphine/hydrocodone? "Hey dr, i got a headache..."? I dont wanna break my wrist... any fakers out there?

You will be making a big mistake! Some of these drugs are very addicting and hard to kick. Some of the people in this thread are the same ones always talking about steroid users being drug addicts, but seem all for using prescription meds under false pretenses. Stay away from pain killers unless you want to possibly ruin your life.

4thAD · « **Reply #16 on:** September 16, 2008, 07:39:37 PM »

Quote from: Jason Pegg on September 16, 2008, 07:21:18 PM

You could get blown up like i did. Ive got bottomless bottles (basically) of oxy's and norcos. I dont take them very much, but when I need them they are a fucking godsend.

Jason

I read your story Jason, and props to you for not abusing these drugs, when you could for a legit reason.

Semper FI and thank You for your service!

elite_lifter · « **Reply #17 on:** September 16, 2008, 07:40:00 PM »

Quote from: 4thAD on September 16, 2008, 07:38:01 PM

You will be making a big mistake! Some of these drugs are very addicting and hard to kick. Some of the people in this thread are the same ones always talking about steroid users being drug addicts, but seem all for using prescription meds under false pretenses. Stay away from pain killers unless you want to possibly ruin your life.

very true

SAMSON123 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 16, 2008, 07:56:03 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on September 16, 2008, 10:59:30 AM

The trick - seriously - is to visit a poor doctor in a poor area of town. Get your textbook list of requirements, pay cash for your appointment, and be the perfect patient. Each time, ask for a little bit more painkillers for a little bit more pain. The doctors want to cover their asses legally and not go to jail or get sued, but it's no hair off their back if you're a lifetiem "pain mgmt" candidate living on Roxy for the rest of your days.

Be polite, be cool, know what you want, be patient, and do it at a doc in the crappy area of town, even if you hate sitting in line at the clinic. Just give the same story... find the symptoms for a degenerative back condition which doesn't show up on xrays, maybs soft trauma, and run with it.

I have used vicodin maybe 3 times in my life, and avoid painkillers altogether. but my bro ran a pharmacy, and he always saw the people piping in from the same certain doctors for years, with progressively bigger painkiller loads.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ON THIS BOARD!!!!
AND OBVIOUSLY ALL OF THAT TRAILER PARK LIVING HAS TAUGHT YOU WELL ON HOW TO "GET OVER"....

First off your 'logic' is beyond RETARDED. Doctors unfortunately are some of the biggest money grubbing asses out there. They will give a person a prescription for anything, because many of them are invested in the pharmaceutical industry and get kick backs galore for prescribing certain medications. Every year there are 500,000 deaths due to doctors unnecessary prescriptions. And even when medications are banned or are known dangers to ones health and life they continue to prescribe: VIOXX, BEXTRA, CELEBREX, ZYPREXYA, etc are all DANGEROUS meds that are prescribed on a regular basis...so much for vowing not to do any harm. Telling someone (obvious idiot) how to fool a doctor into giving them pain killer meds so that they can get high or re-sell them to those who will use them to get high is beyond STUPID...but once again your experience in the drug dealing scene shows in your response...I spent years working for Substance Abuse agencies and then the health insurance industry....It is criminal what really goes on in these industries.

youandme · « **Reply #19 on:** September 16, 2008, 08:14:42 PM »

lmao, 240s post was for entertainment

lighten up people

240 is Back · « **Reply #20 on:** September 16, 2008, 08:36:17 PM »

Jason Pegg is an American hero. Thank you for your service, man.

240 is Back · « **Reply #21 on:** September 16, 2008, 08:37:49 PM »

There would be 120 pound women who walked out with 500 Oxys per month.

You're well aware that consuming 15 or 20 per day would kill this woman, and you know she's selling them.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #22 on:** September 16, 2008, 08:42:33 PM »

Hydromorphine is most commonly given out for tooth aches. Just complain of extreme tooth ache after a seal, or just in general.

Other then that, what else does work is chronic back pain. At first they could just recommend tylenol, which you run with at first to give the impression of trying, and then you come back and complain on even more severe back pain which should land you a painkiller. \

youandme · « **Reply #23 on:** September 16, 2008, 09:12:07 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on September 16, 2008, 08:37:49 PM

There would be 120 pound women who walked out with 500 Oxys per month.

You're well aware that consuming 15 or 20 per day would kill this woman, and you know she's selling them.

For real, 500 ct. ?

tbombz · « **Reply #24 on:** September 16, 2008, 09:14:58 PM »

Get medicinal marijuana. Its quite easy. You need to be able to lie, have a few hundred bucks lying around, and a desire to get high. Thats about it.