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stormshadow

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Need help with a birthday present
« on: September 17, 2008, 10:09:22 AM »
My female neighboor has a fetish for calves.  They turn her on so much, I seriously think she could orgasm from watching a guy flex a nice set - and I'm not joking either.

Her birthday is this weekend, and I thought I would buy her a picture frame and put a pic of some calves in it.  Any suggestions on which pic would be the best from a female perspective?
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 10:11:36 AM »
Quote from: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 10:09:22 AM
My female neighboor has a fetish for calves.  They turn her on so much, I seriously think she could orgasm from watching a guy flex a nice set - and I'm not joking either.

Her birthday is this weekend, and I thought I would buy her a picture frame and put a pic of some calves in it.  Any suggestions on which pic would be the best from a female perspective?
give her a high hard one unless youre gay :-\
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2008, 10:25:56 AM »
Quote from: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 10:09:22 AM
My female neighboor has a fetish for calves.  They turn her on so much, I seriously think she could orgasm from watching a guy flex a nice set - and I'm not joking either.

Her birthday is this weekend, and I thought I would buy her a picture frame and put a pic of some calves in it.  Any suggestions on which pic would be the best from a female perspective?

So you are saying that your calves suck?  If not, give her a free posing session and flex those calves for all they are worth and make her day.
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2008, 10:36:27 AM »
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 10:56:30 AM »
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2008, 11:54:53 AM »
Quote from: dyslexic on September 17, 2008, 10:56:30 AM


Damn I was gonna post a similar "set of calves"

Instead -

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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2008, 12:19:20 PM »
Send Eric "The House" Fank to her house for a session.
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stormshadow

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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2008, 12:51:40 PM »
You guys are fucking worthless...

Thanks for nothing
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 12:52:49 PM »
Quote from: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 12:51:40 PM
You guys are fucking worthless...

Thanks for nothing

you're welcome  :D
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2008, 12:53:49 PM »
 :D
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2008, 02:29:13 PM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on September 17, 2008, 12:53:49 PM
:D

Already got a pic of your trailer trash whore.
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2008, 02:32:29 PM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on September 17, 2008, 12:53:49 PM
:D
she has pretty nice tits.  id hit it
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2008, 04:24:30 PM »
Quote from: sarcastic on September 17, 2008, 02:32:29 PM
she has pretty nice tits.  id hit it

No way man, I guarantee that crotch stinks like rotten Tuna
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2008, 05:15:38 PM »
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2008, 05:17:56 PM »
Quote from: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 12:51:40 PM
You guys are fucking worthless...

Thanks for nothing

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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2008, 05:19:50 PM »
Give her a Blumpkin, she'll appreciate that :-*
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2008, 05:21:23 PM »
Quote from: stormshadow on September 17, 2008, 04:24:30 PM
No way man, I guarantee that crotch stinks like rotten Tuna

You're not fucking her with your nose, Sir Lancelot.
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2008, 05:35:07 PM »
I've never smelled rotten tuna...



Hope I'm not missing anything.
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Re: Need help with a birthday present
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2008, 07:29:19 PM »
Get her a Mike Matarazzo video. 
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