The judges dont even bother looking at no name, non American
competitors.
The judges just take a cofeebreak, look at some grapefruit show
on their cellphones and place the no names last.
The judges tell eachother :"The no namers must pay their dues,
the guy with the weird name, never call him out again.
It is embarrassing trying to pronounce that gibberish name,
lets agree to never call him out in any show"
If you want to place, buy a nice thong from Victoria secrets catalogue.
Talk like they do in WWE, trash talk every BB and their relatives. apply for a US passport, change your name
to Jimmy Boom boom, take kitchen pictures, do the moonwalk on stage
while screaming swoosh swoosh.
Swing your butt all over the stage.
Master the art of giving hot Carls to the right sponsors and judges.
Showing up with the best physique and nothing else, is just plain stupid.