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Manual for Schmoes
« on: September 22, 2008, 09:40:18 AM »
Thought I had seen it all when it came to books sold over the net, but this one takes the cake.  It is a book called Attract Muscular Women.  They should have someone like Dayana Cadeau or Iris Kyle sell this at a booth at the Olympia Expo.  Schmoes would lap it up!  (Especially if buying the book put them in the running for a contest to win a date with Iris or Dayana.) 

http://www.dateafemalebodybuilder.com/

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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2008, 09:41:49 AM »
Just seen Nicole Bass on tv a few days ago, she has put on a few lbs. I think she is putting the lifestyle behind her and moving on towards other things.

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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2008, 11:30:41 AM »
I wish I had pecs like these.



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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2008, 11:31:22 AM »

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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2008, 11:31:32 AM »
good tip

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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2008, 11:33:05 AM »

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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2008, 11:34:49 AM »
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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2008, 11:51:18 AM »
Ultimate manual for schmoes:



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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2008, 12:01:52 PM »
That big bitch looks like she(it) has no left delt. There was one of those bitches in one of the porno threads that was actualy missing her left delt and I was wondering if it is possible to tear all three delt heads off completely or is it a birth defect/major accident?

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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2008, 12:28:31 PM »
Ultimate manual for schmoes:





bahahaha  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2008, 12:30:21 PM »
Bwahahahahaha! !!@!!!

I heard it all:  "Who wants a chick who looks like a man?", "Who wants a woman who can beat you up?", and "Who wants a girl who bench presses more than you do?"

You've heard those type of comments, but you know better.  Many muscular women are better-looking and genuinely nicer than most of what is displayed as being "sexy" by today's media:

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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2008, 12:30:49 PM »
I wish I had pecs like these.




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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2008, 02:38:25 PM »
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2008, 02:59:57 PM »
I wish I had pecs like these.




That is when you know that women's bodybuilding has gone too far.  When you can't tell from a video of a bodybuilder's chest and arms if the person is a man or a woman and it turns out to be a woman, that woman has taken way to much test.

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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2008, 03:02:46 PM »
That is when you know that women's bodybuilding has gone too far.  When you can't tell from a video of a bodybuilder's chest and arms if the person is a man or a woman and it turns out to be a woman, that woman has taken way to much test.


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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2008, 03:03:06 PM »
Bwahahahahaha! !!@!!!

I heard it all:  "Who wants a chick who looks like a man?", "Who wants a woman who can beat you up?", and "Who wants a girl who bench presses more than you do?"

You've heard those type of comments, but you know better.  Many muscular women are better-looking and genuinely nicer than most of what is displayed as being "sexy" by today's media:


How muscular?  The one on the video above, and most of the current, huge, pro female BBs, are definitely not better looking than the media's generally accepted vision of a sexy woman.  They may be nicer, but not sexier.

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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2008, 03:08:50 PM »
Captain Schmoe has spoken
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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2008, 04:39:09 PM »
RULE #1:  Look the she-beast straight in the eye, lower your voice so it doesn't sound higher than hers, and tell her that you have no problem with her Penoris. Tell her that, as a Science Fiction enthusiast, you are fascinated with all types of Mutations, especially genitalia. Tell her that hormonally induced transgender experiments- gone wrong are as fascinating to you. You will be halfway home.

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Re: Manual for Schmoes
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2008, 06:13:39 PM »
Captain Schmoe has spoken

I was quoting the site posted in this thread you retarded fuck, I can't stand female bb'ers, fitness/figure is as far as I'll go.

dumb fuck.