LOL... you don't understand... that shirt was like none other. You know how some shirts are just cut to make you look ten pounds bigger than you are? This was one of them. Plus it was gray, very comfortable, and had a cool logo.
I understand completely. One of my favorite shirts is one my roommate gave me from Ireland- makes me look 20# heavier. Love the tight and snug fit around the shoulders and tapers to a small waist. However, one day I was cleaning a different roommates mess in the bathroom and while using bleach I rubbed against the wall thus spotting my favorite shirt forever. How can I now go in public wearing my favorite shirt, having it scream "I put too much bleach in the laundry...if I can't do laundry, how can I possibly fuck a girl well?"
But come on 240, you know damn well that your post was an underhanded way to get another shirt. I commend you on it, because it worked well!!!
