Tyson and Cormier,,whats the story?

[QuakerOats]

a lot of you guys need to get a reality check. I have no problem admitting i would run from Tyson crying like a frightened school girl if he ever went after me.

not guys like "fortress", he says he'd fight him without hesitation if he smacked him.

[Grenade]

Laura, Tyson is a mentally ill, Ghetto rapist, high/stoned, heavyweight boxer.
He loves punching the head of women and men.

He said his best knockouts was when he KO d his wife.
He claimed she could fly ten feet on a good day 

If you shoved him he would hit you so hard that you could get
Paralyzed for the rest of your life, or if you fall badly, on some hard object
you could go blind or die.
Maybe he would bite your nose off and swallow it if you got too close
to his face.
Then his gang would enter, and do whatever they want with you and your boyfriend.

Women shoving him screaming:" don't you disrespect me like that"
they do that everyday, to him that is just a "hello, hit me, rape me"

I trained fighting for 10years and was dragged into many barfights.
But I would never shove and argue with a crazy, high/stoned mentally ill
big guy with a gang of friends cheering him on.
They love to hit you from the blind angles while arguing.

Walk away fast, or shoot him in the leg with a firearm and walk away fast.
If you want revenge for losing face inside you could wait for him outside and do a drive by shooting.
"respect" have taken many lives in society.

If he slaps you from behind you don't have to react, look at him with pity
shake your head, and ignore him.

He is the one that lost face
for acting like a ghetto coward.

You could also fall down and fake an injury, get the club security to call the cops press charges claim severe/permanent neckpain from the slap to the neck and the fall.
Call the press, and tell them about the big crackhead Tyson assaulting you, they love that.

But you never scream and push a big crazy fighter, that is a big no no.

paralyzed for life? what about head disconnecting from her spine and dangling from the arteries with bursted eyeballs from the sheer force

[Grenade]

not guys like "fortress", he says he'd fight him without hesitation if he smacked him.

in real life fortress would say "you can hit my head again Mr. tyson" and he knows it

[QuakerOats]

in real life fortress would say "you can hit my head again Mr. tyson" and he knows it

he's just another roided "superhero" who thinks because he shoots his ass full of roids that he'd stand a chance, he'd be in a coma if he even looked at Tyson wrong.

[Captain Equipoise]

not guys like "fortress", he says he'd fight him without hesitation if he smacked him.

Yeah, after coming out of the coma/concussion forced by the initial smack..

  

[jtsunami]

haha @ everybody over exaggerating Mike's punch, robbin givens took many full blows by mike and never had her head snapped off or anything.  She is fine and not hurt @ all.  Laura could get mike a few licks in before mike may hit her unless laura ducks it.

jt

[Darren Avey]

Tyson would not know who cormier is anyhow, speaking bout Tyson and clubs, i hear he knocked out
Wesley snipes once in a bathroom

I heard similar but apparently it was in a n elevator!?

[Darren Avey]

Fortress would beat Tyson,Fedor and Cro Copp in 1 night! 

[Parker]

Tyson would not know who cormier is anyhow, speaking bout Tyson and clubs, i hear he knocked out
Wesley snipes once in a bathroom

No, it was Wesley Snipes that knocked out Halle Berry and cause her to go deaf in one ear

[Quickerblade]

No, it was Wesley Snipes that knocked out Halle Berry and cause her to go deaf in one ear

Halle must of done some fucked up shit

[Parker]

haha @ everybody over exaggerating Mike's punch, robbin givens took many full blows by mike and never had her head snapped off or anything.  She is fine and not hurt @ all.  Laura could get mike a few licks in before mike may hit her unless laura ducks it.

jt

That's cause I doubt he ever hit her...He kirked out one time, after she literally called him stupid on Morning Talk show (I think it was Today). He threw shit like sofas out the window...and Robin being the Money grubbing self center actress she is (she learned it from her mother) played the scared wifey.

[jtsunami]

yeah he did, he even said he did.  LOL she said she went flying, she refused to come to mike when he called her for something he wanted, maybe his wash needed put in the dryer  but he geeked out!

[QuakerOats]

Fortress would beat Tyson,Fedor and Cro Copp in 1 night! 

i think you meant that "fortress" would blow them all in one night.

[Ursus]

 

[New Hank Wood]

Cormier is filth.  Tyson is also filth, however, at least he can back up his mouth.

Yes, Cormier has been shooting his mouth off for more than a decade now...hahaha..yeah, and its got real far!

Tyson taught Chris a valuable lesson that night. And that is, roided pieces of shit have got no place in Tyson's world.

My point is, these roided losers are nothing without their syringes, dealers and hanger-ons!

Chris, i now understand why you were so loathed within the industry.

[Grenade]

ahahahahah i'd love to see Tyson's reaction to this pic

[New Hank Wood]

Hey Chris, living your dream as a Pro got you very far in life. You are now broke and nursing a wicked drug addiction.  Your immune system is compromised and you are the butt of the industries jokes.

Well Chris, you have no one else to blame but yourself. 

It is written: you sleep with whores and you catch fleas.  And you had your fair share of diseased whores!

[Quickerblade]

Hank, are you talking to yourself? Chris does not post here, nor does does he have internet access.

[Darren Avey]

Can i just make a point, Tyson also took roids.

[garebear]

Quote from: Grenade on September 26, 2008, 12:41:54 AM
Laura, Tyson is a mentally ill, Ghetto rapist, high/stoned, heavyweight boxer.
He loves punching the head of women and men.

He said his best knockouts was when he KO d his wife.
He claimed she could fly ten feet on a good day   

If you shoved him he would hit you so hard that you could get
Paralyzed for the rest of your life, or if you fall badly, on some hard object
you could go blind or die.
Maybe he would bite your nose off and swallow it if you got too close
to his face.
Then his gang would enter, and do whatever they want with you and your boyfriend.

Women shoving him screaming:" don't you disrespect me like that"
they do that everyday, to him that is just a "hello, hit me, rape me"

I trained fighting for 10years and was dragged into many barfights.
But I would never shove and argue with a crazy, high/stoned mentally ill
big guy with a gang of friends cheering him on.
They love to hit you from the blind angles while arguing.

Walk away fast, or shoot him in the leg with a firearm and walk away fast.
If you want revenge for losing face inside you could wait for him outside and do a drive by shooting.
"respect" have taken many lives in society.

If he slaps you from behind you don't have to react, look at him with pity
shake your head, and ignore him.

He is the one that lost face
for acting like a ghetto coward.

You could also fall down and fake an injury, get the club security to call the cops press charges claim severe/permanent neckpain from the slap to the neck and the fall.
Call the press, and tell them about the big crackhead Tyson assaulting you, they love that.

But you never scream and push a big crazy fighter, that is a big no no.

Thanks for writing this. This is the funniest thing I have read in a long, long time.

I just can't figure out if you're being serious. I hope so, because that makes it even better.

[TechnoViking]

Cormier is filth.  Tyson is also filth, however, at least he can back up his mouth.

Yes, Cormier has been shooting his mouth off for more than a decade now...hahaha..yeah, and its got real far!

Tyson taught Chris a valuable lesson that night. And that is, roided pieces of shit have got no place in Tyson's world.

My point is, these roided losers are nothing without their syringes, dealers and hanger-ons!

Chris, i now understand why you were so loathed within the industry.

AlienHead™ really did embarrass himself at the gladiator tryouts...What did he do, 3 legit pullups...

[Meso_z]

If he did this to me, I would fucking make him digest his teeth.
















































































not. 

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

 i saw that before. it hapens all the time.
 bodybuilder= joke.
 they can do shit. can even run 1 block.or tie your shoelace without getting out of breath.
 

 ps: i know my english sucks.

[bigkubby]

hahahahhaa, that's almost even more disrespectful, it's like saying "take this little bitch"

CORMIER SHOULD HAVE JUST TURNED AROUND AND SLAAPED HIM THAT WOULD BE FUNNY TO WATCH TYSONS REACTION

[hmontaq]

Better to be laughed at for being punked than to be laughed at AND hopitalized for getting crushed by Tyson

Pick your battles