Post #1:
Man...eyes cant waite fo' dis shit 2 be ova. we in vegass babee! less do sum titties bar. aint nobodee wanna look at men in thongz, but evereebodee wanna c sum titties.
Post #2:
man....dis here woman bodeebilders is gettin' ugleer everee yeer! eyes go 2 da baffroom to pee, an nex 2 me is dis feemales bodeebilder usin' da urinalz. bitch got a big dick 2. eye says 2 to monsta, da power of jeezus crist compels u an yur 5 inch clit!
Post #3:
eyes suspecteds fo' a longgggg tyme, steeve blekmens is homersexuals.....eye run into him an ax him, steeve, whatchu doin' tonites? he say, denis wolfes.
Post#4:
Wye dis fool hiney rambod alweys wanna rub oil on mye's back.....eyes ain't even compeetin's dis weekends?
Post #5
yall's aint gunna belive dis...eyes almos got done git busted at da airports. good tings eye stash dem drugs in hiney's butt....
Post #6:
eye's just dunn seen peeta mcgoough......dat mothafucka still fat. last tyme eye seen dat fool, he say, ronny eye's be goin' on a diet. musst bee the all mcdonals diet.
Post #7:
eye cant helpz but think aboutz sumthin.....if jeezus was heaah, wuld he attemd the joe weedar 2008 mista olleempia presened bye mussels tek? or wuld his holy azz bee at the titty bars preechin' 2 da strippars?
