Hey man im just bustin your balls. You look great.
Im just jealous because im still in my 18 year "bulking phase"
I should stop making excuses and shed my muscle on layaway 
I was just kidding with you as well.
I can help you get ripped with ease if you want, eating whatever you like.
That goes for anyone. I am willing to help anyone for free, provided they are a decent listener.