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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #75 on: October 23, 2008, 10:46:04 PM »
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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #76 on: October 23, 2008, 10:47:38 PM »
I always pay for everything because I want to.
Sometimes, she gets pissed off that I always pay for everything so once in a while I let her pay the bill at the restaurant.

 I don't care paying for her, as long as she appreciates it.

the minute she stops appreciating, then it's no more flowers delivered to her job and no more paying bills  8)

cool attitude. big difference though if she expects it.

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #77 on: October 24, 2008, 02:49:36 AM »
maybe you should be a real man and make more than her......you pussy.
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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #78 on: October 24, 2008, 02:52:05 AM »
This is so spot on!

I once took this girl to a date. In restaurant, I told her that I hope she didn't expect me to pay everything.
She said, I wouldn't let you.

Now, we kids 4y, 2y and third coming up.


Lesson of story: If she refuses you paying her food. RUN!!!
Damn, in the long run it would have been cheaper just to pay for the meal, nail her, and kick her ass to the curb.

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #79 on: October 24, 2008, 02:57:34 AM »
I work for a living. So does the girl I date. We make about the same amount of money. Why the fuck does she expect me to pay for her food when we eat at the food court? >:(

Why not I pay for my shit, and you pay for yours?  >:(

Am I asking for too much?  >:(

yeah! I think the only thing we should pay women for is sex! >:(

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #80 on: October 24, 2008, 03:03:13 AM »
  Did you just arrive in GH15's time machine from the time of the Eisenhower administration?
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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #81 on: October 24, 2008, 04:03:26 AM »
if she takes it up the poop chute, then she deserves to be spoiled.....

dontcha agree classysassybirdychick ?
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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #82 on: October 24, 2008, 05:34:27 AM »
When your young, go out with older women and have them pay for you, fuck a relationship with some young bitch who thinks her pussy is worth more than your dick. Remember gentleman, there are more women in this world than men, about seven times as many. When the supply is lower the worth is much greater, much like the stock market. Older women understand this, that and they are much more intelligent and will culture you in many ways (fine dining, theater etc...stuff that most of us when were young we cannot afford to do with our dates). So when it comes time to actually settle down you can meet a classy lady and actually have something to talk about with her.

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #83 on: October 24, 2008, 05:50:02 AM »
Just pay it. Think bigger, pick your battles, this ain't one of them.

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #84 on: October 24, 2008, 06:14:49 AM »
When your young, go out with older women and have them pay for you, fuck a relationship with some young bitch who thinks her pussy is worth more than your dick. Remember gentleman, there are more women in this world than men, about seven times as many. When the supply is lower the worth is much greater, much like the stock market. Older women understand this, that and they are much more intelligent and will culture you in many ways (fine dining, theater etc...stuff that most of us when were young we cannot afford to do with our dates). So when it comes time to actually settle down you can meet a classy lady and actually have something to talk about with her.

can someone verify this? i dont think there is really 7 times more women than men
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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #85 on: October 24, 2008, 06:35:17 AM »
Maybe he lives in Caracas, Charlie.  It's a well known fact.  That's the place for us!  Eh? 


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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #86 on: October 24, 2008, 07:00:41 AM »
Fuck the filo chikc, who gices a shitt.

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #87 on: October 24, 2008, 07:08:08 AM »
I work for a living. So does the girl I date. We make about the same amount of money. Why the fuck does she expect me to pay for her food when we eat at the food court? >:(

Why not I pay for my shit, and you pay for yours?  >:(

Am I asking for too much?  >:(

Be a fucking man. Thats all.

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #88 on: October 24, 2008, 07:20:11 AM »
I work for a living. So does the girl I date. We make about the same amount of money. Why the fuck does she expect me to pay for her food when we eat at the food court? >:(

Why not I pay for my shit, and you pay for yours?  >:(

Am I asking for too much?  >:(
Are you cheap? If that's the case give up dating because that's a major turnoff to women.

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #89 on: October 24, 2008, 07:25:48 AM »
can someone verify this? i dont think there is really 7 times more women than men
There isnt, im pretty sure the real statistic is just above 50/50 favoring women. at the most 60%woman 40%males.

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #90 on: October 24, 2008, 07:27:15 AM »
You obviously have no clue, so try this experiment. Put your foot down, and say i am not paying for shit, because you work. See where that gets you. Do It, and come back and tell us (since you like to update us about your life) what happened.

You No pay= You go play with Left Hand

 

LMAO--Parker bringing the reality check.

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #91 on: October 24, 2008, 07:30:18 AM »
I work for a living. So does the girl I date. We make about the same amount of money. Why the fuck does she expect me to pay for her food when we eat at the food court? >:(

Why not I pay for my shit, and you pay for yours?  >:(

Am I asking for too much?  >:(

tell her you forgot your wallet.

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #92 on: October 24, 2008, 07:40:43 AM »
Some strippers wanted to pay me for doing lapdances on me.

I said no.

They didnt deserve to sit in my lap, damn average looking girls.

I did spend time with some other truly beautiful ladies that night.



If you have to pay for her dinner everyday.....good luck, hope she is worth it.

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #93 on: October 24, 2008, 07:43:22 AM »
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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #94 on: October 24, 2008, 07:57:33 AM »
i was once getting dressed up about to leave after the night with this beautiful girl, and, as I was about to walk out, she said to me: "Sir, how about the money!"
I turned my head and proudly announced: "I never accept money for love!!"

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Re: Lets get real for 1 second
« Reply #95 on: October 24, 2008, 09:15:20 AM »
i was once getting dressed up about to leave after the night with this beautiful girl, and, as I was about to walk out, she said to me: "Sir, how about the money!"
I turned my head and proudly announced: "I never accept money for love!!"

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