Author Topic: Coleman can squat a shitload..... (Read 4251 times)

BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT · « **on:** October 02, 2008, 11:31:28 PM »

But can he really get his shit chute clean? Lets face it. The man must have to take a bath towel and run it balls to ass and back, in a sawing motion just to get that musky hole clean.

Grenade · « **Reply #1 on:** October 02, 2008, 11:45:17 PM »

you would love to lick it clean right? fucking penis puffer

BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT · « **Reply #2 on:** October 02, 2008, 11:47:24 PM »

Quote from: Grenade on October 02, 2008, 11:45:17 PM

you would love to lick it clean right? fucking penis puffer

Only if it would make his toes curl up.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #3 on:** October 02, 2008, 11:49:26 PM »

WHAT A SHIT THREAD.

BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT · « **Reply #4 on:** October 02, 2008, 11:53:12 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 02, 2008, 11:49:26 PM

WHAT A SHIT THREAD.

Yes sir. It is about shit. You are already familiar with that smell arent you?

Jeffro · « **Reply #5 on:** October 03, 2008, 12:23:42 AM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 02, 2008, 11:53:12 PM

Yes sir. It is about shit. You are already familiar with that smell arent you?

Yes, he is. "Nzcockmongrel" is used to sucking his own shit off his boyfriend's cock after having his anus brutally pounded into oblivion.

hazbin · « **Reply #6 on:** October 03, 2008, 04:29:18 AM »

bummer! this thread isn't all it was cracked up to be. frankly, it stinks.

WillGrant · « **Reply #7 on:** October 03, 2008, 04:41:20 AM »

Quote from: hazbin on October 03, 2008, 04:29:18 AM

bummer! this thread isn't all it was cracked up to be. frankly, it stinks.

Petrucci · « **Reply #8 on:** October 03, 2008, 07:29:54 AM »

and why would anyone care to clean you ass when you squat 700lbs plus??? bench 200lbs dumbells?

i wouldnt..and i KNOW no one would ever say anything to me if i was big as him LOL

Permabulker · « **Reply #9 on:** October 03, 2008, 07:34:44 AM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 02, 2008, 11:47:24 PM

Only if it would make his toes curl up.

You sir, scare me...

Wiggs · « **Reply #10 on:** October 03, 2008, 10:18:25 AM »

Wow, when I opened this thread it took a turn for the worse......

RC Money · « **Reply #11 on:** October 03, 2008, 10:51:01 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on October 03, 2008, 10:18:25 AM

Wow, when I opened this thread it took a turn for the worse......

Ageed, it's one of the gayer threads in a while.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2008, 01:08:42 PM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 02, 2008, 11:31:28 PM

But can he really get his shit chute clean? Lets face it. The man must have to take a bath towel and run it balls to ass and back, in a sawing motion just to get that musky hole clean.

bahahahaha a thread for the ages

BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2008, 02:50:29 PM »

I bet it smells like Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits all up in that shit.

WillGrant · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2008, 05:19:45 PM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 03, 2008, 02:50:29 PM

I bet it smells like Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits all up in that shit.

And watermellon

theworm · « **Reply #15 on:** October 03, 2008, 07:30:32 PM »

funny thing is, he probably gets out of breath wiping his ass... very sad.

BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT · « **Reply #16 on:** October 04, 2008, 07:36:28 AM »

Colemans asshole looks like a smashed portobello mushroom.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #17 on:** October 04, 2008, 09:30:38 AM »

Method101 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 04, 2008, 02:06:08 PM »

Quote from: Jeffro on October 03, 2008, 12:23:42 AM

Ime used to sucking my own shit off my boyfriend's cock after having my anus brutally pounded into oblivion.

Calm down "Jeffro" we all knew this already.

P.s did i mention that nobody fucking likes you and everyone ignores your posts because your a worthless twink whos only role in life is to provide a hole for the dicks of various men.

Jeffro · « **Reply #19 on:** October 04, 2008, 02:09:33 PM »

Quote from: Method101 on October 04, 2008, 02:06:08 PM

Calm down "Jeffro" we all knew this already.

P.s did i mention that nobody fucking likes you and everyone ignores your posts because your a worthless twink whos only role in life is to provide a hole for the dicks of various men.

Oh lord, not you again... $:-\$

You truly want my anus, dont you, cumbreath?

WhiteCastle · « **Reply #20 on:** October 04, 2008, 02:11:26 PM »

Definitely a great thread. It's stuff like this that Flex magazine should be covering.

Method101 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 04, 2008, 02:11:45 PM »

Quote from: Jeffro on October 04, 2008, 02:09:33 PM

I want you inside my anus

I have already fucked you all over this forum.

Jeffro · « **Reply #22 on:** October 04, 2008, 02:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Method101 on October 04, 2008, 02:11:45 PM

I have already jerked off to you all over my keyboard.

You sick bastard.

WhiteCastle · « **Reply #23 on:** October 04, 2008, 04:02:40 PM »

Bump for more discussion

TrueGrit · « **Reply #24 on:** October 04, 2008, 04:05:56 PM »

Quote from: WhiteCastle on October 04, 2008, 04:02:40 PM

Bump for more discussion

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