True Grit thinks "over training" makes you sick and not meat eating

[Eisenherz]

This sounds like a 'Deep Thought' by Jack Handey.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whos jack handey? I have many many more deep thaughts if you care to listen.

[garebear]

Whos jack handey? I have many many more deep thaughts if you care to listen.

Here are a few

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.


One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.



Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.


Here is a link

http://www.oliverbenjamin.net/handey.html

[noworries]

I eat my share of meat, hell I don't go one day without meat
I'm fine, olive oil and sea salt makes you sick not meat 

We are sure you do.  But I think they are talking about meat from an animal not some guy you meet at a bar.

[Eisenherz]

Here are a few

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.


One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.



Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.


Here is a link

http://www.oliverbenjamin.net/handey.html

I like the way this man thinks. Thanx for the link.

[garebear]

I like the way this man thinks. Thanx for the link.

I don't know how old you are, but this used to be on SNL back in the early to mid 90s.

I always thougt it was hillarious (still do).

[m8]

"True Grit thinks "over training" makes you sick and not meat eating"

Not one spelling mistake; did FALCON get rid of his weed addiction? 

[m8]

ASJFALCON GO EAT YOUR GRAPEFRUIT! dont you see that the hoes be puttin grapefruit in dat poon tang all day and nigt my wizzler?

Hahahaaa, I spoke too fast.
BRUTAL FALCON OWNAGE!!!!!!

[Cleanest Natural]

Johnny you are quite sick in your big silly ass melon head whether you care to admit it or not.

Seek help "O Mighty Falcon",and thank me later !!

epic hatred of a genetically superios DNA carrier ...

[suckmymuscle]

vegetarians smell bad, can you imagine what a vegetarian chick's panties smell like at the end of the day? whhhhhheeeeeeewwwwww.

  Heavy meat eaters smell like acid mixed with Sulphur. The protein puts your body in an acidic state and all the Sulphur has to get out somewhere and the digestive system cannot eliminate all of it, meaning that it comes out from your skin. Vegetarians smell much better than heavy meat eaters, especially if they on't eat processed foods like white sugar and flour - no point being a vegetarian for health reasons if you also eat processed foods because they are even worse for your health than meat.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[240 is Back]

FALCON ="u see i never get sick and have had unprotected sex with many hoes.

Sex raises test levels, which kills cortisol, right?

[io856]

  Heavy meat eaters smell like acid mixed with Sulphur. The protein puts your body in an acidic state and all the Sulphur has to get out somewhere and the digestive system cannot eliminate all of it, meaning that it comes out from your skin. Vegetarians smell much better than heavy meat eaters, especially if they on't eat processed foods like white sugar and flour - no point being a vegetarian for health reasons if you also eat processed foods because they are even worse for your health than meat.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Is that even detectable?

I have never had anyone say I smelt bad even when I was eating a shitload of meat a day.

[TechnoViking]

In Cancer centers around the world, the first thing they will do with you is give you the run down of what foods "Cancer" strives on...Meat is 1 on the list...

[Eisenherz]

In Cancer centers around the world, the first thing they will do with you is give you the run down of what foods "Cancer" strives on...Meat is 1 on the list...

I swear, everything gives you cancer, yes, even jacking off.