Ron is a pussy wrecking machine. He is a literally some god given pussy laser built in. Rumor has is it that Ron was abducted in college during a late night working as 'that dude in the corner by the pool' in old movies. Apparently he was abducted one night during a full moon while watching a pre-screening of Gary Busey in The Buddy Holly story...
he awoke later with a greater sense of smell, enlarged head and a special pair of glasses he had never seen below. It took him years to figure out why these glasses are the only ones that allow him to see somewhat straight enough to find the closest local orange chicken joint. It wasnt until the early days at DNA when he first started going to shows, he finally realized that these special glasses are actual an futuristic pair of eye glasses that sends an unavoidable pussy signel that attracks women just like a magnet.
