It's true that dinosaurs co-existed with man. Not many people know this, but...Jesus had a younger brother named Larry. One day, after visiting Adam and Eve, Jesus and Larry went to a fishin' hole, poles in hand. Then they got to talking. Turns out Larry cursed Jesus, and they got into bit of a ruckus. Larry ran off, top speed, tears in his eyes. Next thing you know, Larry was stomped to death by a rabid Tyrannosaurus Rex!Jesus was never the same. Which is why you don't hear too much about it. It was in the Bible Part 2, but this text was lost when a herd of Brontosaurus stampeded Jesus' library.
Jesus was furious.